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  • Divine_doodoo
    FFR Player
    • Dec 2006
    • 49

    #1

    Chuck Norris Jokes

    I figured I'd Give This Post Thing Another Try ^_^
    and this time with some originals from me and ce1545

    1. Chuck Norris Can Play Vertex Beta vrofl on DDR

    2. Chuck Norris Plays Card Games in Hell

    3. Chuck Norris Once Entered a Yugioh Tournament and Kuriboh was His Strongest Monster. He Won.

    4. Deleted for Reasons

    5. Chuck Norris Hates WoW (hehehe)

    6. Chuck Norris Beat TTFAF on Expert 100% with 1 Finger on the Frets and His Beard Strumming.

    7. Chuck Norris Agrees with Divine_doodoo When He Says, "Don't Drink Milk It's Bad For You!"

    8. They Were Gonna Make The New Epic MK Game MK VS CN (Mortal Kombat vs. Chuck Norris) But All of The Video Game Designer's Heads Exploded Before They Could Finish Production. So They Put DC Universe Instead (Even Thoiugh Superman Will Still Rape Everything ^_^)

    9. On a Lighter Note, One Day Chuck Norris Stumbled Upon a Vortex That Transported Him to an Alternate Dimension Where He Faced off Against Superman...The Epicness Made The Dimension Implode...Although Chuck Norris Es-ca-pe-da at the Last Moment

    10. Chuck Norris Has Killed Over 100 Bush Clones (Even Chuck Can't Stand George...) and as the genes decrease among the multiple clones, his intellegence decreases as well, and that explains how a human can be that DE_DE_DE!!!

    11. Chuck Norris Owns Uranus

  • massflavour
    FFR Player
    • Feb 2007
    • 3102

    #2
    Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

    no.
    .

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    • MyRoseTearsBlood
      FFR Veteran
      • Feb 2006
      • 698

      #3
      Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

      Originally posted by massflavour
      no.
      yes.
      FUS RO DAH!

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      • [TeRa]
        FFR Player
        • May 2007
        • 9922

        #4
        Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

        Originally posted by massflavour
        no.
        What he said.
        You could have at least posted some good ones -_-

        Hell, this book has a whole section dedicated to chuck.
        (btw yes I do own that book lmfao)

        Last edited by [TeRa]; 06-26-2008, 11:33 PM.

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        • cC@Zz
          FFR Player
          • Apr 2006
          • 1427

          #5
          Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

          The chief import of Chuck Norris is cock.

          Seriously I thought people were over these ****ing jokes, but I guess not. Chuck Norris jokes suck, pure and simple.
          There is a 50% chance your pillow will eat you while you are sleeping.

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          • eric25
            FFR Player
            • Sep 2006
            • 135

            #6
            Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

            This could have been slightly funny, if it wasn't FFR or video game related.

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            • Breakdown16
              FFR Veteran
              • Sep 2007
              • 1938

              #7
              Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

              There used to entire pages dedicated to this in 1 Mil Get by PMS-Xandertrax. Some of them were pretty good. I doubt I can dig them up, but if anybody wants me to do so, I can try.


              Made by arrekusuof93 at Ye Olde Photoshop Shoppe
              Who remembers this thread? Brings back great memories XD

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              • Squeek
                let it snow~
                • Jan 2004
                • 14444

                #8
                Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

                I'm gonna go ahead and say no.

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