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  • aperson
    FFR Hall of Fame
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Jul 2003
    • 3431

    #1

    ...No



    I wondered what went on in the Oxygen channel, now just... fuck.

  • Varia
    FFR Player
    • Jul 2003
    • 1713

    #2
    WHAT THE HELL. AN OLD LADY TALKING ABOUT DILDOS AND GIVING ADVICE ON ORAL SEX.

    WHAT THE HELL.
    GB CHALLENGE IS HOMOSEXUAL

    ARE YOU HOMOSEXUAL?


    I THINK SO

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    • Omeganitros
      auauauau
      • Jun 2003
      • 8897

      #3
      Oh Jesus....I watched 3 seconds of that before I closed it.....

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      • altairian
        FFR Player
        • Sep 2003
        • 2055

        #4
        Dude ok, that woman is amazing. Get over the fact that she's fairly old and realize that she knows more about sex than you probably ever will, and she shares that knowledge with idiots that have no idea what they're doing in bed. (once a caller was asking about what fruits would be good to use in bed...when she mentioned bananas he asked if he should peel the banana or not... )
        You should be happy that show exists.
        Reach: there was this bee. i hate bee\'s...i tryed to kill it, but then it didn\'t die and it started making weird noises so i was like oh (#$% hes gonna sting me. i started running but i triped over some rock and rolled down a hill into the river.

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        • DeepBlueSea
          FFR Player
          • Oct 2003
          • 443

          #5
          that is just.....wrong.
          B u l l s h i t

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          • Omeganitros
            auauauau
            • Jun 2003
            • 8897

            #6
            Dude ok, that woman is amazing. Get over the fact that she's fairly old and realize that she knows more about sex than you probably ever will, and she shares that knowledge with idiots that have no idea what they're doing in bed. (once a caller was asking about what fruits would be good to use in bed...when she mentioned bananas he asked if he should peel the banana or not... )
            You should be happy that show exists.
            Good point, but......Yeah, good point.

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            • Varia
              FFR Player
              • Jul 2003
              • 1713

              #7
              Loveline is better.

              Adam is a jackass, but at least he's not an old lady.
              GB CHALLENGE IS HOMOSEXUAL

              ARE YOU HOMOSEXUAL?


              I THINK SO

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              • altairian
                FFR Player
                • Sep 2003
                • 2055

                #8
                Loveline is funnier, but often less informative. They've never given a detailed description of how to perform oral sex on loveline to my knowledge
                Reach: there was this bee. i hate bee\'s...i tryed to kill it, but then it didn\'t die and it started making weird noises so i was like oh (#$% hes gonna sting me. i started running but i triped over some rock and rolled down a hill into the river.

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                • Arch0wl
                  Banned
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 6344

                  #9
                  HAHAHAHAHAH that was hilarious

                  That old lady shouldn't be giving advice on oral sex, the tip of the penis is the most sensitive area yes but she neglected to mention that anywhere that has a greater amount of foreskin can be pleasured as well, only needing to take about 2-3 inches in. Taking just the tip is like licking the lips of a vagina nonstop =\

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                  • Varia
                    FFR Player
                    • Jul 2003
                    • 1713

                    #10
                    How hard could it be? Just put the penis in the mouth and well, pretend it's a lollipop.
                    GB CHALLENGE IS HOMOSEXUAL

                    ARE YOU HOMOSEXUAL?


                    I THINK SO

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                    • makaveli121212
                      FFR Player
                      • May 2003
                      • 3823

                      #11
                      god damn you aperson
                      Originally posted by VxDx
                      Stick it in her butt and pee.

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                      • Anticrombie0909
                        FFR Player
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 4683

                        #12
                        Ahh, I love the Sunday Night Sex Show! I was at a party, we watched like 3 episodes in a row, it was hilarious. The best is when this one lesbian called in, it went something like this:

                        Lady: So what's your problem, now?
                        Caller: Well my girlfriend keeps getting these really bad yeast infections
                        L: Really? So what have you used?
                        C: Well we've tried all sorts of creams and lotions, but nothin seems to help.
                        L: Hmm...well can you put her on? I mean it seems she would know more about this than you.
                        C: Well it is kind of gross, is the thing.
                        L: Well, why does it affect you?
                        C: I mean, I'm always down there, so it-
                        L: Wait, this is a sexual girlfriend?
                        C: Yeah.
                        L: Ohhh...oh wow. Oh. Well we're just going to go to commercial right now, we'll be right back.

                        The other funniest one she rejects is with the redneck guy who calls in and goes "Ah hayve a probleem weeth mah peenis, tha skin arownd tha shahft keeps breahking ahnd bleeding."

                        Funny stuff.

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                        • aperson
                          FFR Hall of Fame
                          FFR Simfile Author
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 3431

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Varia
                          How hard could it be? Just put the penis in the mouth and well, pretend it's a lollipop.
                          ... If women thought that way there'd be a lot of guys with bloody penises.

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                          • tristia
                            FFR Player
                            • Sep 2003
                            • 419

                            #14
                            that has to be one of the most amusing things i have watched in a long time

                            "drool" o my, im still laughing...
                            Yay MySpace

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                            • Varia
                              FFR Player
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 1713

                              #15
                              Yeah, I guess you are right aperson. Hardly anybody has the patience these days to eat a lollipop without biting.
                              GB CHALLENGE IS HOMOSEXUAL

                              ARE YOU HOMOSEXUAL?


                              I THINK SO

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