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  • jakobsk8
    FFR Player
    • Sep 2006
    • 208

    #1

    Only in America...

    Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

    Only in America ......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

    Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

    Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

    Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

    Only in America ......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

    Only in America ......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

    I'm an american, and I'm not trying to be racist, but its pretty damn funny.
  • hoochan
    woah shrooms
    • Nov 2005
    • 3838

    #2
    Re: Only in America...

    This is older than King Tut.

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    • Ju99ernaut
      Banned
      • Feb 2008
      • 52

      #3
      Re: Only in America...

      This is older than the beginning of life.

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      • fido123
        FFR Player
        • Sep 2005
        • 4245

        #4
        Re: Only in America...

        American's are not a race, they are people belonging to a specific nation. And yeah, older than the internets.

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        • blindreper1179
          Vice President Of TGB
          • Jun 2006
          • 5900

          #5
          Re: Only in America...

          what's with all this copy paste.
          Originally posted by thesunfan
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          Originally posted by choof
          It was like trying to throw logic at a fuckin brick wall lmao
          Originally posted by choof
          whats more dense, a black hole or an icyworld file
          Originally posted by Celirra
          I've never been so disappointed by a man from Alabama than I am right now

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          • Ju99ernaut
            Banned
            • Feb 2008
            • 52

            #6
            Re: Only in America...

            We are all Asian, Viking, Native American, and European in some way.

            edit: Only in America do we copy and paste.
            Last edited by Ju99ernaut; 02-17-2008, 10:09 AM.

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            • EAGAMES
              Y0FACE!
              • Dec 2006
              • 4931

              #7
              Re: Only in America...

              Originally posted by Ju99ernaut
              Only in America do we copy and paste.
              Lol, plagerism.
              Removed a .gif image so your total signature size isn't well over 1MB. Keep this in mind for the future.
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              • GuidoHunter
                is against custom titles
                • Oct 2003
                • 7371

                #8
                Re: Only in America...

                Things your parents send you with "FW: fw: FW: FW: Fw: FW:" in the subject line should probably stay in email.

                Or at least the GBin.

                --Guido


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