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  • jakobsk8
    FFR Player
    • Sep 2006
    • 208

    #1

    Ever wonder...

    EVER WONDER ....

    Why the sun lightens our hair,
    but darkens our skin ?

    Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

    Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

    Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

    Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

    Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

    Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

    Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

    Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

    Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

    Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

    You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

    Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

    Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?


    If con is the opposite of pro,
    is Congress the opposite of progress?

    If flying is so safe,
    why do they call the airport the terminal?
  • boondocks77
    FFR Player
    • Jun 2007
    • 883

    #2
    Re: Ever wonder...

    No.
    vagina

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    • knuckles2224
      Angel Island ♥
      • Jun 2007
      • 1530

      #3
      Re: Ever wonder...

      Lol funny.. i'll try to think about this


      Originally posted by arrekusuof93
      Knuckles you're just a rebel

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      • hoochan
        woah shrooms
        • Nov 2005
        • 3838

        #4
        Re: Ever wonder...

        ****, we got another copy-n-paster.

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        • Adamaja456
          Absurd
          • Dec 2006
          • 6433

          #5
          Re: Ever wonder...

          theres a website with a ton of unanswerable questions. im too lazy to find it and paste it here


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          • Izzi
            FFR Player
            • Nov 2003
            • 2142

            #6
            Re: Ever wonder...

            Because cats don't generally like the taste of mice. They find them fun to chase and it might be the only means of food at the moment.

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            • Ju99ernaut
              Banned
              • Feb 2008
              • 52

              #7
              Re: Ever wonder...

              Is this an example of a madmatt you guys were yelling at? I'm not sure because I was a guest when some of that happened. Tell me all about it.

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              • stretchypanda
                shock me shock me
                • Sep 2004
                • 4123

                #8
                Re: Ever wonder...

                Make threads with some original thoughts or don't make threads at all.

                We all get the same email forwards you get.

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