Along Came Polly

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

Me, slanky and 3 otehr guys that have like negative posts here ( setsu and free willy on my forums) went to go see Along Came polly.


Characters-
Ruben- neat nick ass who sucks at everything but doing his job.
Polly- A hot ass girl who is hot and sucks at acting (jennifer Aniston)
Suck- The whole other crew of horrible characters.
Fat guy- Some fat guy who us Rubens best friend....

Theme and Setting - It takes place in Ney York City (How fucking original) and involves an artist girl who lives unorganized and a neat nick guy.

beginning- Ruben and some ugly chick get married, and while they are on their honey mon something happens.

***PLOT TWIST***

The girl goes on a scuba trip and is seen later having sex with the instructor as Ruben walks in :O.

Ruben leaves.

- The story then unfolds as he meets polly at some party. She introduces him to spicy food and salsa dancing.
wow.


They fall in love and have rough sex.

- Then The girl he is married to comes back and wants him back so he isnt sure. Polly finds out and leaves :O. Ruben chases after her and catches up with her.......thats it.



Good/ funny parts

-Some fat guy yelling random things while shooting baskets.
- jennifer Aniston wears tight shorts and is there.

Suck ass parts
- basically the rest of the movie


reasons why you shouldnt see it.

-two male asses are shown multiple times.
-There is a ferret in it
- it sucks


Rating - 2/10

it bascially follows the Romantic Comedy Approach.

Guy meets girl *
They fall in love *
They get in a fight *
The guy trys to call her but she doesnt anwser *
He ends up catching her before she leaves *

- If you are at least half sane you will hate this movie.


******************AFTER THE SHOW***************

We went outside and started jumpmg into the snow in front of people. Then ghetto 9 year odls came up and challenged us to a break dancing competition. The girl went and was all serious about it. I then went and started rolling on the ground making beep noises. After they "dissed us" whiles yelling "YOU GOT SERVED" they walked away and slanky nailed one of the girls in the head with an ice ball and was then assualted for about 10 minutes. yeah.

[Master_of_PARANOiA]

would you like a roffel? because I can deliver one for that

slanky=pwnd and the girl=pwnd, it was a fair tradeoff

[SlankyDaManky]

I was jukein them out and acting all ghetto. That was the hardest I've laughed in a long time. Then I spit on myself and was like "what!" they were dancing. And telling us we couldnt dance. God I wish we had a camera...tehdot.com material.

[Master_of_PARANOiA]

lolz.. what would this site be like without you and bean?

I don't know, but if it means no more/less laughing, then I don't want to know

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[Anticrombie0909]

That movie sounds delightful. A great date movie. I mean that in the sense that if you're going to be making out the whole time anyway, why waste the time in a good movie?

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

Yeah the man ass is a real good scenario to make out.

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hmm, lemme think abou---




O FUCKIN K

[altairian]

hmm, good to know that the movie sucks. I might have gone to see it next weekend, but now I won't for sure =)