Clean can be funny....
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want..." So he tied her up and went golfing.
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One day, a woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and then ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Hony, pack your bags, I won the lottery!!!" The husband said, "Oh my God!! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "It doesn't matter," she said, "just GET OUT!"
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other person is a husband.
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A Polish immagrant went to the DMV to get a liscence. First, of course, he had to take an eyesight test. The optician showed him a card that read, "C Z W I X N O S T A C Z." "Can you read this?" he asked. "Read it?" The Polish man asked. "I know the guy."
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Fifty one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina man, was drafted by the army. On his first day in basic training, the army issued him a comb. That afternoon, the Army sheared off all his hair. On his second day, he was issued a toothbrush. That same afternoon, the dentist pulled seven of his teeth. His third day, he was issued a jock-strap. The army has been searching for Herman for fifty one years.
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Do you know any funny clean jokes? Please post them here, as I might compose an email of them
Thanks~
~INSOMNIAC
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One day, a woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and then ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Hony, pack your bags, I won the lottery!!!" The husband said, "Oh my God!! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "It doesn't matter," she said, "just GET OUT!"
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other person is a husband.
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A Polish immagrant went to the DMV to get a liscence. First, of course, he had to take an eyesight test. The optician showed him a card that read, "C Z W I X N O S T A C Z." "Can you read this?" he asked. "Read it?" The Polish man asked. "I know the guy."
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Fifty one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina man, was drafted by the army. On his first day in basic training, the army issued him a comb. That afternoon, the Army sheared off all his hair. On his second day, he was issued a toothbrush. That same afternoon, the dentist pulled seven of his teeth. His third day, he was issued a jock-strap. The army has been searching for Herman for fifty one years.
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Do you know any funny clean jokes? Please post them here, as I might compose an email of them
Thanks~~INSOMNIAC
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