Stupid Jokes

[ZEROED]

whats the dumbest joke you can think of

heres one:
why did the bicycle fall down?
it was two tired

[scorpio1690]

Why did the girl fall off the swing?
She had no arms
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
It was dead.

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

What is the difference between a dead baby and a ham sandwhich
-A dead baby tastes better

[chillywilly]

whats the difference between gyrofan's ass and a whale?

NOTHING!!! hahahahaha

[ringluver]

whats the diffrence between arch and dung bettle?

nothing they both roll in poop.

[ringluver]

Movies i was looking on the internet for movies and i saw this it said peterpan, under it it said scryred, then my dog skip


get it? peter pan scryed my dog skip!HAHAHA

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haha heres 2 mo:

why did the guy fall off his bike?
because someone threw a fridge at him

what was piglett doing in the washroom?
looking for pooh

[ringluver]

why was tigger in toile??????/


he was looking for poo

[QreepyBORIS]

Why did the girl fal off the swing?

Because she didnt have any arms.

[ringluver]

already ben said

[QreepyBORIS]

Ah, true, but you also repeated something =/.

[ringluver]

very wise you are

[tristia]

What do you call a dead baby, a rat, 6 week old bread and a gherkin?
A Big Mac.


dead baby jokes make me laugh.

[Freak83]

Why did the rooster cross the road?


To catch up to the chicken.

[lightdarkness]

What do you call it when a guy from middle managment moves up to uppermanagement?

Promotion


From family guy!