Robbery

[darkshark]

I work at Dominos Pizza as a delivery driver. Last week one of our drivers was robbed and severely beaten and put in the hospital by 4 guys. 3 days ago they robbed a second driver, knocked his teeth out, but then left because the driver pulled out a box cutter.

Well last night we got a call from the same house as the first robbery, so we called the cops. The cops came and dressed up in a dominos uniform and delivered the pizza with a swat team around the corner, annnnnd they tried to rob the cop rofl.

They are now in jail and facing attempted murder, assault, and robbery charges.


Just thought it was kinda funny that they tried to rob a cop.

[HammyMcSquirrel]

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Hahaha, that would be an interesting scene to witness.

[ledwix]

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wow o.O i never hear about stuff like that happening and i live in your area. awesome ending!

[SuperSonicX]

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Wow stupid people never learn.

[boondocks77]

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LMFAO either way that's hilarious

[adlp]

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mean jokes

[perkeyone]

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*67 might not work... i not sure if it woulod give you the right number if more people called after the robbers did. but im sure they right down the number or address or sumthin when they do deliveries

[PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR]

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That is a great story.

[MrRubix]

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hahahahhaa

[g4z33b0]

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Ready for a cake
Better plot for the paper
We been living in the dark since April
On the candle
Gotta get a handle
My homie got a 25 automatic added to the camper
***** get the phone book look up in the yellow page
Lemme tell you how we fend to get paid
We gonna order pizza and when we see the driver
We gonna stick the 25 up in his face
Lets ride, stepping outside like warriors
Head to the notorious Southside
One weapon to the four of us
Hiding in the corridor until we see the dominos car headlights
White boy in the wrong place at the right time
Soon as the car door open up he mine
We roll up quick and put the pistol to his nose
By the look on his face he probably ****ted in his clothes
You know what this is
It's a stick up
Gimme the do' from your pickups
You ran into the wrong *****z
We running down the block hot with these pizza boxes
So we split up and met back at the apartment

they obviously got the idea from the dead prez song, hell yeah.

[SuperSonicX]

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Ready for a cake
Better plot for the paper
We been living in the dark since April
On the candle
Gotta get a handle
My homie got a 25 automatic added to the camper
***** get the phone book look up in the yellow page
Lemme tell you how we fend to get paid
We gonna order pizza and when we see the driver
We gonna stick the 25 up in his face
Lets ride, stepping outside like warriors
Head to the notorious Southside
One weapon to the four of us
Hiding in the corridor until we see the dominos car headlights
White boy in the wrong place at the right time
Soon as the car door open up he mine
We roll up quick and put the pistol to his nose
By the look on his face he probably ****ted in his clothes
You know what this is
It's a stick up
Gimme the do' from your pickups
You ran into the wrong *****z
We running down the block hot with these pizza boxes
So we split up and met back at the apartment

they obviously got the idea from the dead prez song, hell yeah.

It sounds like you're stereotyping against the black race seeming the fact that no pizza delivery place where i live delivers past the railroad tracks where the southside is so you might wanna carefully use better words next time.

*keyword there is SOUNDS* don't get mad because of what I said.

[TheBoneIII]

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It sounds like you're stereotyping against the black race seeming the fact that no pizza delivery place where i live delivers past the railroad tracks where the southside is so you might wanna carefully use better words next time.

Yay for redundency!

And g4z33b0, this is why people think listening to rock/pop music will turn you into a criminal. Don't make it worse.

[SuperSonicX]

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yeah you really should be a mod bonelll

[TheBoneIII]

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yeah you really should be a mod bonelll

*blushes*

[jecht3009046]

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It sounds like you're stereotyping against the black race seeming the fact that no pizza delivery place where i live delivers past the railroad tracks where the southside is so you might wanna carefully use better words next time.

*keyword there is SOUNDS* don't get mad because of what I said.

Because railroad tracks are the only divider of North/South/East/West side. Sorry, but all of the world doesn't work work exactly like where you live.
Also, those are lyrics, as stated, meaning they do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the poster.

PS. South side is dangerous. Dark side, ftw.