got hurt badly

[MYZZ]

Re: got hurt badly

oo .. damn i hate paper cuts .. its the WORSE

[Mitchtyler]

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I was getting my dog's leash in the middle of winter, and i slipped and a horshoe pole hit me an inch away from my eye

[orly101]

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I was getting my dog's leash in the middle of winter, and i slipped and a horshoe pole hit me an inch away from my eye

at least you didnt lose an eye lol
but still thats gotta suck ouch!

[6 p01nt3d*st@r]

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Just saturday I was at a cookout. I was going to slam a foam cup of pepsi on my friends head but I leand back to far, sliped on the ground(I don't know how it was wet.), fell on my side and the pepsi was on me. He lol'd

[sandstormx]

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once when i was 12 i burned my leg off the muffler of a motercycle , when i was 10 i was climbing a tree i fell off and some sort of pole thingey stabed through my arm that i broke when i was 8 becuase i fell off the monkey bars and when i was 9 i was on top of my 2 story roof and suprisingly did not get hurt at all i landed perfectly on my feet scared to fliping death

[sandstormx]

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it sucked

[6 p01nt3d*st@r]

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Use the edit button man.

[aroruA]

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The first post amuses me. :3

[bobman743]

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A long ass time ago I was trying to make my bed or some **** I don't remember and I lifted up the bed frame at one end (this bed is a big ****ing wooden mother****er), somehow got my foot underneath the frame without realizing, then dropped the god damn thing on my foot. Holy christ that hurt. The top of my toe (middle one, not the big one) got all black and eventually fell off that month.

Okee now a couple days ago I was riding my bike in a crazy dark ass street at like midnight and I'm cold cuz I don't got a jacket soo I take my hands off the handlebars and fold them across my chest... all of sudden my bike decides to hit some invisible force field (it was really ****ing dark) and I can't grab the handlebars in time so I fly off my bike and lucky I was able to put my arm out to break the fall... I cut open my elbow like a mother****er... somehow I landed on my chest and got the breath knocked out of me... I was lying in the road for a few seconds and was all like "Oh christ some cars gonna come up and run me over" even though it was dead quiet on the road and I see cars only like every five minutes at that time (small town)... I managed to get up onto the sidewalk and rest for a few minutes, somehow I managed to **** up both my knees and part of my hip, as in they hurt like **** but weren't spouting blood everywhere.
Oh lawdy. Fun times :P

[customstuff]

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When I was 7 or so I got a fish hook stuck into my neck.

[ogmsband]

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i tripped on my dog the other day and he made a noise, it was terrible

[Tokzic]

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still winning

this one time i had a lung collapse and nearly died and then i had to have a ****ing four foot long one inch thick tube impaled through my chest wall and coiled around my chest and it was oozing liquids constantly and it got replaced three times with increasingly larger tubes and then they went into my chest with a laser and zapped all of the abnormalities on my lung

[-paexaea-]

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I tried catching a dodgeball, but my hand was aimed sideways so the dodgeball pushed my pinky into my palm. Yeah, it felt wonderful.

Broke the bone at the base of my pinky.

ps. 777th post rofl.

[phe0nixblade]

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this one time i had a lung collapse and nearly died and then i had to have a ****ing four foot long one inch thick tube impaled through my chest wall and coiled around my chest and it was oozing liquids constantly and it got replaced three times with increasingly larger tubes and then they went into my chest with a laser and zapped all of the abnormalities on my lung

Well I died.

[purebloodtexan]

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this one time i had a lung collapse and nearly died and then i had to have a ****ing four foot long one inch thick tube impaled through my chest wall and coiled around my chest and it was oozing liquids constantly and it got replaced three times with increasingly larger tubes and then they went into my chest with a laser and zapped all of the abnormalities on my lung

Didn't you make a post in TGB about that?

Also, a friend of mine claims that when he was playing wall-ball, his friend got tagged out. When he went up to get pegged, it's said that the ball bounced on the ground, hit off the wall, and hit him in the balls.

Since then, that friend requests that be left out of the game.