Dude, you tap the keys, not beat the fucking pulp out of the keys.
UNLEASH THE DRAGON
Originally posted by mead1
My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.
I've broken three keyboards, but it was only semi-related to FFR. I got pissed about blackflagging some song or other multiple times in a row while going for the AAA, and chucked the damn keyboard against the wall as hard as I could.
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