Re: Scary dream...
Kay, SO, i had a dream last night, where, for some reason everyone on every sobeys in edmonton was out to get me, so I had to defend myself with my only weapon, my sobey's edition box cutter.
now, that thing is such a ****ty knife if you've ever seen one, it has a blade about 5mm up and 3mm back, to form a triangle which is only good for cutting through a layer of cardboard.Here, the blade is outlined in red:
so, i was going around, slitting people's wrists with this thing, then suddenly, 3 guys pop out of a box of viva puffs, I run away, and decide i need to damage all the viva puff products. so, now, also while killing sobeys staff with my sweet ass box cutter, I'm also going around and cutting into any viva puff products i see.
then a black midget (the one from bad santa) Shows up and i cut him like, 3 times, but it doesn't even do anything to him. i'm all OH **** SCARY BLACK MIDGET, so i run out of the sobey's store and end up on a snowy hill top where i get scalped by some weird eskimo chick.
The end
Copied from my blog, lol. work drems *rolls eyes*
Kay, SO, i had a dream last night, where, for some reason everyone on every sobeys in edmonton was out to get me, so I had to defend myself with my only weapon, my sobey's edition box cutter.
now, that thing is such a ****ty knife if you've ever seen one, it has a blade about 5mm up and 3mm back, to form a triangle which is only good for cutting through a layer of cardboard.Here, the blade is outlined in red:
so, i was going around, slitting people's wrists with this thing, then suddenly, 3 guys pop out of a box of viva puffs, I run away, and decide i need to damage all the viva puff products. so, now, also while killing sobeys staff with my sweet ass box cutter, I'm also going around and cutting into any viva puff products i see.
then a black midget (the one from bad santa) Shows up and i cut him like, 3 times, but it doesn't even do anything to him. i'm all OH **** SCARY BLACK MIDGET, so i run out of the sobey's store and end up on a snowy hill top where i get scalped by some weird eskimo chick.
The end
Copied from my blog, lol. work drems *rolls eyes*
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