I'M 17 TODAY!!

[MWGwyn]

Well not quite until 9:45 tonight. Today at that time, as my mom says, was the only time I was ever in a hurry. I came 5 weeks premature, aperently the placenta(er...afterbirth?) wanted to come first.

So it was that I was yanked -semi consious- from my mothers womb and placed into a plastic one.

GO PLASTIC!

And here I am 17 years later STILL alive and breathing and etc.

[dontcareaboutmyid]

Well dont you feel special? I've been 17 for 6 months now so :P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P

[makaveli121212]

im 18 in 2 days

[RobbyZero]

Congratulations!

Happy Early Birthday Mak!

( im turn 17 next summer :P)

[drummerboy765]

um..i am turning 17 in 3 years.

[ananana]

I turn 17 in 2005.

[Cenright]

...in four months

[Takisho]

4-1-2006 >_<

[Moogy]

I'm five.

[Anticrombie0909]

You feel special. Wanna cookie? Here's how to celebrate your birthdays. Go get drunk, get laid, get some good coffee in the morning.

[RobbyZero]

That's a dumb birthday seriously...

[tristia]

to each his own i would suppose robby... if thats how u wanna celebrate, why not personally i just go with cake... and presents if ppl wanna buy me something.

o yea and i was 17 a year and a half ago

[Freak83]

Happy freakin birthday whoever you are. Is that legal raping age?

[MalReynolds]

Happy freakin birthday whoever you are. Is that legal raping age?

Any age is the age for raping! Duh! Otherwise, it wouldn't be frowned upon, and I wouldn't do it so much...

I just tell the girls that it's ginsing instead of roofies... Fall for it every time.

Mal

[qualy]

I turn 17 in 1095 days. :P