Oh man, I thought you were talking about the actual berry. I was like "what kind of question is that? Is he on crack? Does he grow blackberries in his basement?" I'm actually kind of relieved you're talking about a little palm pilot/cell phone.
Originally posted by Arch0wl
I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use
Originally posted by Afrobean
Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.
I was thinking berries as well, but thought that couldn't be it since he said, "A Blackberry," but I seriously had no idea what kind of bBlackberry he was talking about lol. So, obviously, I don't have one.
Ever since I heard about one of those whore celebrities [I think it was Paris Hilton or Jessica Simpson?..] having a Blackberry, I have had no desire to own one.
They seem unnecessary, anyway.
Originally posted by MalReynolds
it just goes with what I said
what brought this country together?
desegregation
we need to segregate again so we can DEsegregate and everyone will feel good again
Ever since I heard about one of those whore celebrities [I think it was Paris Hilton or Jessica Simpson?..] having a Blackberry, I have had no desire to own one.
They seem unnecessary, anyway.
She had a sidekick.
Also, a celebrity owning a product deterred you from getting one?
Though they aren't making anymore now. Wasn't a big fan of a Blackberry-type phone. I have no use for one at the moment plus carrying that sucker around would be a burden to me.
I have the Blackberry Pearl, and it's @#^$ing garbage.
Don't buy a Pearl, don't buy a Blackjack, don't buy an iPhone.
Buy a perfectly functional $50 phone, and believe me, you'll be happy you didn't spend any more.
The old phone I have still works great and functions perfectly fine, while my $400 Pearl is ridiculously complicated for simple functions and has numerous problems. So what if my old phone can't browse primitive HTML or tapdance while banging a hooker? It has a working alarm, is quick and easy, and is cheap. I'm not a cheap kind of guy, but I find it far more worth it to spend next to nothing on a phone and instead spend all that extra money on components for a new computer... $400 is a lot in parts. Just built a computer for somebody, and Fry's had a sale going on: CPU+Motherboard combo, $425, 2.8Ghz Dual Core AMD Athalon 5600+ with an ASUS Crosshair motherboard.
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Originally Posted byjewpinthethird[link]: "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
because the venom gets into the blood stream which
spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
changing your genetic structure into a bee's.
Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."
Originally Posted byMrRubix[link]: "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?" Originally Posted byAll_That_Chaz[link]: "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."
The state trooper driving New Jersey's governor's car when it crashed has a Blackberry. He was also having an affair with another policeman's wife, and had just found out the husband knew a couple days before the accident. HOPE HE DIDN'T GET A TEXT FROM THE GUY THAT WOULD DISTRACT HIM FROM DRIVING.
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