This great concoction of an idea came up while eating Chiclets brand gum and playing Stepmania. It was a crazy idea. One that man himself could never possibly accomplish. But we had to try. Yes, we had to, for if we didnt, the thought of failure would linger in our minds for years to come. The group of the two people that attepmted this amazing feat, includes Myself, below.
SlankyDaManky

It also includes the infamously retarded and completely random IAMTHEEVILBEAN. Who came up with this idea in the first place. He is also pictured below.
IAMTHEEVILBEAN

Chiclets boxes. Those small little bundles of joy that have fueled this project from beginning to end. Here they are, placed on the fingers of the one who was chosen to play. Me.
The Chosen One

The light on my computer flashed nervously as Stepmania loaded itself into existence. Enter button. Choose my difficulty. Heavy. Favorites folder, scroll down to the song M. Hit down twice, challenge steps are ready. I was ready..but nervous..Could it be accomplished? Or was I to be a failure like most likely many more before me. Here is the song.
M

My hands were ready. Equipped with 5 boxes of chiclets and ready to go. As thoughts rushed through my head, I became scared, what if I failed? Would I pass? I was ready in my heart, but my mind questioned those notions..As the "Get Ready!" screen came up, my heart skipped a beat, here goes nothing. I hit the first couple of steps, boom. Then the misses started coming in. I tried to move my fingers in a way that they would keep me alive, but I couldnt do it! I oushed myself. My bar was nearing zero and the word Danger! was flashing in the background!
During Play

The song was over. I had failed. Tried my hardest, but the movements of my chiclet hindered fingers could not keep up with the massive amounts of arrows coming up the screen. I was a failure..It was..It was over...I can't bear the sight of myself anymore, I am banishing myself from my mind..For I..Am a failure..
End Screen

FIN
SlankyDaManky

It also includes the infamously retarded and completely random IAMTHEEVILBEAN. Who came up with this idea in the first place. He is also pictured below.
IAMTHEEVILBEAN

Chiclets boxes. Those small little bundles of joy that have fueled this project from beginning to end. Here they are, placed on the fingers of the one who was chosen to play. Me.
The Chosen One

The light on my computer flashed nervously as Stepmania loaded itself into existence. Enter button. Choose my difficulty. Heavy. Favorites folder, scroll down to the song M. Hit down twice, challenge steps are ready. I was ready..but nervous..Could it be accomplished? Or was I to be a failure like most likely many more before me. Here is the song.
M

My hands were ready. Equipped with 5 boxes of chiclets and ready to go. As thoughts rushed through my head, I became scared, what if I failed? Would I pass? I was ready in my heart, but my mind questioned those notions..As the "Get Ready!" screen came up, my heart skipped a beat, here goes nothing. I hit the first couple of steps, boom. Then the misses started coming in. I tried to move my fingers in a way that they would keep me alive, but I couldnt do it! I oushed myself. My bar was nearing zero and the word Danger! was flashing in the background!
During Play

The song was over. I had failed. Tried my hardest, but the movements of my chiclet hindered fingers could not keep up with the massive amounts of arrows coming up the screen. I was a failure..It was..It was over...I can't bear the sight of myself anymore, I am banishing myself from my mind..For I..Am a failure..
End Screen

FIN
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