last night i pissed my pants while i was sleeping and i awoke from it a few hours later i think, and it was all absorbed into my clothes, it was the biggest piss stain i have ever seen. the wierd thing is i went to the bathroom right before i went to bed(and alot came out) this is the first time ive ever wet the bed besides from being a baby in diapers, it just goes to show you sometimes shlt happens!
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Oh, we also took a dive off of a 1,000 foot waterfall, and at the bottom there was a box with an inertube, and one with an oxygen mask for the breath lost when I was screaming from the fear of death from flying 1,000 feet to my obvious death after missing landing on a rock by 2 feet
I've played FFR completely stoned and wasted, but I've never dreamt of it.
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Originally Posted byjewpinthethird[link]: "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
because the venom gets into the blood stream which
spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
changing your genetic structure into a bee's.
Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."
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