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  • Engler
    FFR Player
    • Jan 2007
    • 2340

    #1

    What do you do?

    If Jesus were to appear before you, what would you say?

    A. I love you, master.
    B. OK...
    C.I better cut down on those magic mushrooms.
    D. I gotta get out of here!
    E. You should go to hell for impersonating Jesus!
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    A. I love you, master.
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    B. OK...
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    C. I've really gotta cut down on the magic mushrooms.
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    D. WTF!?
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    E. How dare you impersonate Jesus?
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  • psychopete
    Quite electrifying.
    • Jul 2005
    • 833

    #2
    Re: What do you do?

    C.

    Because we all know that they're not making me bigger or smaller if they're making me see Jesus.

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    • RB_Dreamscanner
      ☭Retired Top One Hander☭
      • Nov 2006
      • 1789

      #3
      Re: What do you do?

      wtf, cuz....jesus would first go back to were he was setenced and flip off all the people there
      "The Communist vision is the vision of man without God"



      Retired, Finished at rank 295, Top one hander on FFR

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      • Engler
        FFR Player
        • Jan 2007
        • 2340

        #4
        Re: What do you do?

        I picked the first choice because I am catholic. Not born - again, in case some people think that when someone says they are catholic, but roman catholic.

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        • RandomPscho
          FFR Player
          • Jun 2006
          • 504

          #5
          Re: What do you do?

          I would have be so high to see jesus there....

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          • MixMasterLar
            Beach Bum Extraordinaire
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Aug 2006
            • 5224

            #6
            Re: What do you do?

            If Jesus appeared to me only, or was on the street, I would pick E, however, if he appeared like the Bible said he would, in the sky with trumpets sounding off, I would pick A

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            • jewpinthethird
              (The Fat's Sabobah)
              FFR Music Producer
              • Nov 2002
              • 11711

              #7
              Re: What do you do?

              This thread is full of blasphemy.

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              • madmatt621
                Banned
                • Dec 2006
                • 3000

                #8
                Re: What do you do?

                Jesus would come out nowhere and start asking people where they're getting Christ from.

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                • pntballa18
                  FFR Player
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 3357

                  #9
                  Re: What do you do?

                  Originally posted by jewpinthethird
                  This thread is full of blasphemy.
                  This thread is full of SPARTA!!!!!!!!

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                  • jewpinthethird
                    (The Fat's Sabobah)
                    FFR Music Producer
                    • Nov 2002
                    • 11711

                    #10
                    "Why do you keep calling me Jesus Christ? My name is neither Jesus....nor Christ. Stop calling me that."

                    Originally posted by pntballa18
                    This thread is full of SPARTA!!!!!!!!
                    Stick yer hand in a blender.

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                    • madmatt621
                      Banned
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 3000

                      #11
                      Re: What do you do?

                      Originally posted by jewpinthethird
                      Stick yer hand in a blender.
                      Why did you tell me to do that?

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                      • lord_carbo
                        FFR Player
                        • Dec 2004
                        • 6222

                        #12
                        Re: What do you do?

                        Identity crisis ITT.
                        last.fm

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                        • spinal_compression
                          FFR Player
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 3325

                          #13
                          Re: What do you do?

                          I would say, "OK," then carry on normally with my life.

                          Meet Jesus... Cross it off the list.

                          Originally posted by Tasselfoot
                          oh. japanese song... lets put the american flag on that!

                          Originally posted by Tasselfoot
                          I do accept sexual favors as bribes.

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                          • DarkbearX
                            Shimose
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                            FFR Music Producer
                            • Feb 2006
                            • 1995

                            #14
                            Re: What do you do?

                            I wouldn't do any of those things.

                            I'd ask him to fight Optimus Prime in a very epic battle.
                            im gay
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                            • acknerr
                              FFR Player
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 551

                              #15
                              Re: What do you do?

                              I would just wonder what was going on and if I accidentally smoked something bad.

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