I found a list of really stupid, but mildly amusing this late at night, quotes. Add to.
"We made too many wrong mistakes. " - Yogi Berra
"It's a one-to-one dialogue. You open your mouth and you're talking to 6 million people." - Derek Jameson
"There's a lot of good older players around, but very few." - David Carr [*shudders* I hate the Texans.]
"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either." - Dick Cavett
"First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. & And second, what can I say? I'm a night owl." - M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
"If you could live forever, would you want to, and why?" answer, "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would
not live forever." - Miss Alabama 1994
I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." - Hilary Clinton [She wants to be president?!]
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff." - Mariah Carey
"We made too many wrong mistakes. " - Yogi Berra
"It's a one-to-one dialogue. You open your mouth and you're talking to 6 million people." - Derek Jameson
"There's a lot of good older players around, but very few." - David Carr [*shudders* I hate the Texans.]
"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either." - Dick Cavett
"First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. & And second, what can I say? I'm a night owl." - M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
"If you could live forever, would you want to, and why?" answer, "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would
not live forever." - Miss Alabama 1994
I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." - Hilary Clinton [She wants to be president?!]
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff." - Mariah Carey