so yeah, i'm really mad at burger king for screwing up my orders so much. In fact, i think i'm gonna send the corporate office this letter after they not only screwed up my order, but didn't even give me a receipt. I cut out some parts for my safety
what do you all think of it?
To Whom It May Concern:
I would like to first point out that I am a long standing customer of Burger King especially as of lately, where I have visited your establishment roughly every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday and had lunch there. Today, December 10, 2003, I had ordered my usually meal and I am usually pleased with my service. However today was a very big exception. I already well into my standard 45 minute drive home from school when I had realized that instead of my Sprite I received some mysterious, black liquid that I was not accustomed to. I would have turned around right then and there to return it if I were not heavily pressed for time.
Thus, it is my assumption that this could be nothing other than my normal sprite so tainted with dirt, dust and disease that it was actually stained a color of jet black. I found this extremely disturbing and I knew that I would have to return it as soon as I possibly could and inquire about this filth. However, after later examination I found out to my absolute horror that not only did they dare give much a mucky and muddy sprite, but also fail to give me a receipt!
Therefore the only possible, reasonable, viable solution to all this is that not only was I given such a vile sprite tainted with the blackness of corruption and moral decomposition but also no receipt which is my only proof of purchase on purpose as part of a large, elaborate conspiracy against me, the consumer. I have no idea what they could hope to gain off of this, however I do reason that they had hoped to destroy the entire transactions existence by cunningly not giving me a receipt. I demand something be done about this.
Your consumer,
I would like to first point out that I am a long standing customer of Burger King especially as of lately, where I have visited your establishment roughly every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday and had lunch there. Today, December 10, 2003, I had ordered my usually meal and I am usually pleased with my service. However today was a very big exception. I already well into my standard 45 minute drive home from school when I had realized that instead of my Sprite I received some mysterious, black liquid that I was not accustomed to. I would have turned around right then and there to return it if I were not heavily pressed for time.
Thus, it is my assumption that this could be nothing other than my normal sprite so tainted with dirt, dust and disease that it was actually stained a color of jet black. I found this extremely disturbing and I knew that I would have to return it as soon as I possibly could and inquire about this filth. However, after later examination I found out to my absolute horror that not only did they dare give much a mucky and muddy sprite, but also fail to give me a receipt!
Therefore the only possible, reasonable, viable solution to all this is that not only was I given such a vile sprite tainted with the blackness of corruption and moral decomposition but also no receipt which is my only proof of purchase on purpose as part of a large, elaborate conspiracy against me, the consumer. I have no idea what they could hope to gain off of this, however I do reason that they had hoped to destroy the entire transactions existence by cunningly not giving me a receipt. I demand something be done about this.
Your consumer,
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