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  • Indyownz
    Fire Couch.
    • May 2006
    • 174

    #1

    Strange Conversation

    So, my friend sent me this conversation he had with another kid from our school. He wanted me to post it.

    I thought it was interesting.

    The basic background is that LFD416 (the kid) thinks my friend (Shep99/dontgetontheplan3) is a hacker and that he has installed programs on LFD416's computer. In reality, my friend has done no such thing, but this kid is unbelievably gullible and knows nothing about computers.

    Shep99: hi alex how is firefighting going
    LFD416: stfu r u making fun of it
    Shep99: maybe
    LFD416: wtf u hve no lief
    Shep99: yeah you are right my life is all about hacking people
    LFD416: my dad is a cop and if you hack me hell get ur arristed
    Shep99: by putting a 3 caliber spyware bug in your hard drive with a synthlight transmitter
    Shep99: I installed EHHS program with a 20031023 processing data log with 136.6 megabytes
    Shep99: into your hardrive
    LFD416: if you did anything to my f*ckin comp i will get u arested so fast
    LFD416: got it bud
    LFD416: let me call my dad and see what he says
    Shep99: ok
    LFD416: u have no life why are u like that
    LFD416: is this fun for u
    Shep99: o gud 1 usin da no life insult gud choice
    Shep99: it haz nevr been done b4
    LFD416: is that ffr talk
    LFD416: what is ur f*king problem
    Shep99: my problem is that I put 60 Tass programs and an Exagon Emulating File Copier into your C drive
    LFD416: ur just mad because i got friends that i call acully see and not on the computer
    Shep99: o ya gud choice thar 2 use da no friends insult rly klvr
    LFD416: maybe u can vertaly make out
    Shep99: maybe i can vetally spell
    LFD416: funny B*TCH
    LFD416 signed off

    using a new screename

    dontgetonthplan3: hai babi :*
    LFD416: stfu ur not cool u hav no friends
    dontgetonthplan3: way to use the have no friends insult AGAIN you fail really badly
    LFD416: B*TCH just because im cool doesn mean you have to be like this
    dontgetonthplan3: shut up, stop pmsing
    LFD416: WOW
    dontgetonthplan3: lol
    dontgetonthplan3: ps, i put a tass 6000 in your C drive have fun with your dead computer
    LFD416: wtf im calling my dad
    LFD416: wtf u *SSHOLE
    dontgetonthplan3: I also imported a Shashairo hacking drive from japan
    dontgetonthplan3: VERY high quality
    dontgetonthplan3: with my rebirth0 3000 hacking processor, i will be able to see everything you type on your computer
    LFD416: wtf is that u have no life
    LFD416: wtf is ur problem srsly!
    LFD416: *SS!!!!
    dontgetonthplan3: have fun with your computer, it will become unuseable in the next 10 hours.
    LFD416 signed off

    BTW, I changed the screen names upon my friend's request.

    Comments?
  • LKA
    FFR Player
    • Jul 2006
    • 29

    #2
    Re: Strange Conversation

    dontgetonthplan3: I also imported a Shashairo hacking drive from japan
    rofl.

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    • plasma dragon007
      FFR Player
      • Dec 2006
      • 52

      #3
      Re: Strange Conversation

      ROFLMAO!!!

      that is just too funny!
      If you ever need a plasma transfusion, maybe you'll get some of me...

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      • _ReVeNGe_
        Banned
        • Sep 2006
        • 279

        #4
        Re: Strange Conversation

        lmao

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        • Lamoc
          FFR Player
          • Nov 2006
          • 551

          #5
          Re: Strange Conversation

          HAHA! well that lightened the mood a bit.

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          • jugglinguy
            Use me as a porta-potty
            • Dec 2006
            • 4319

            #6
            Re: Strange Conversation

            Shep99: I installed EHHS program with a 20031023 processing data log with 136.6 megabytes

            Shep99: my problem is that I put 60 Tass programs and an Exagon Emulating
            He's so stupid. This is hilarious! I wanna talk to this kid
            Originally posted by Jem
            Jem is my name. No one else is the same!

            You're Aja Leith of the Holograms! You're very exotic, intelligent and sophisticated.

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            • hoochan
              woah shrooms
              • Nov 2005
              • 3838

              #7
              Re: Strange Conversation

              Needs more hoochan XD. Anyway, very nice use of FFR regulars rofl!

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              • Chrissi
                FFR Player
                • Mar 2004
                • 3019

                #8
                Re: Strange Conversation

                I can't read any of that crap. Is that really how people type?
                C is for Charisma, it's why people think I'm great! I make my friends all laugh and smile and never want to hate!

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                • hoochan
                  woah shrooms
                  • Nov 2005
                  • 3838

                  #9
                  Re: Strange Conversation

                  Some of the more, unintelligent or lazy ones do. 'Tis a shame, indeed.

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                  • meiloyn
                    FFR Player
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 291

                    #10
                    Re: Strange Conversation

                    The chatspeak made my eyes bleed, but from what I can tell, it looks more like your friend is bluffing.
                    My little corner of Local Reality Quotes:

                    Zack: Okay, I've got tampons, a Venus razor, now to stop at Victoria's secret.
                    Joe: Uh, I think you're taking this joke a little too far. Seriously. I can understand going off to buy a bra, but TAMPONS? You're starting to kill the joke. And do I really have to come with you?
                    Zack: Shut up. It's funny.
                    Last edited by Meiloyn : Today at 06:09 PM. Reason: Removed NSFW content

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                    • -Tibs-
                      FFR Player
                      • May 2006
                      • 5235

                      #11
                      Re: Strange Conversation

                      . . .

                      Metal covers of vidya game songs

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                      • wickedawesomeful
                        Carls, Girls, & Drugs
                        FFR Music Producer
                        • Dec 2006
                        • 3888

                        #12
                        Re: Strange Conversation

                        Originally posted by -Tibs-
                        . . .

                        . . .


                        I can not understand the chatspeak.
                        http://dozemusic.com/

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                        • Evascythe
                          evascythe
                          • Mar 2005
                          • 2909

                          #13
                          Re: Strange Conversation

                          -Tibs- brings up a valid point.


                          Originally posted by moches
                          I love your avatar and you seem like a chill dude

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                          • Windscarredfaith
                            (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ watermelon
                            • Mar 2005
                            • 2612

                            #14
                            Re: Strange Conversation

                            Lol Blazze.

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                            • DarkRoA
                              FFR Player
                              • Feb 2007
                              • 22

                              #15
                              Re: Strange Conversation

                              Well that's not very nice is it?


                              haha I deem it giggle-worthy.

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