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  • IAAW
    FFR Player
    • May 2005
    • 3008
    #1

    Itsy Bitsy Spider Man

    Oh my god.

    OH.

    MY.

    F***ING.

    GOD.


    I saw this commercial about this toy... it's a Spider-Man toy for kids. It creeps me out, as why would you want to turn the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, into a kid's toy, that has a kid's voice? OMG YOU SHOULD'VE HEARD THE VOICE. I understand it being a kid's toy, but couldn't it have it's ACTUAL voicing, instead of some child's?

    Also, IIRC, the toy is supposed to sing the nursery rhyme "Itsy Bitsy Spider" in the format of the Spider-Man theme song. Not sure though.

    Discuss. Also, discuss on other toys that just creeped you out.
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    • Doug31
      Falcon Paaaauuuunch!!!!!!
      FFR Simfile Author
      • Jun 2004
      • 6811
      #2
      Re: Itsy Bitsy Spider Man

      Ugh, Spiderman should not be singing The Itsy Bitsy Spider.

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        • Kilgamayan
          Super Scooter Happy
          FFR Simfile Author
          • Feb 2003
          • 6583
          #3
          Re: Itsy Bitsy Spider Man



          This toy creeps me out.
          I watched clouds awobbly from the floor o' that kayak. Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.

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            • IAAW
              FFR Player
              • May 2005
              • 3008
              #4
              Re: Itsy Bitsy Spider Man

              lol, that should be someone's avatar. That's definitely creepish.

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                • FoJaR
                  The Worst
                  • Nov 2005
                  • 2816
                  #5
                  Re: Itsy Bitsy Spider Man

                  phallus anyone?

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                    • Nyokou
                      （￣ー￣）
                      • Apr 2005
                      • 4246
                      #6
                      Re: Itsy Bitsy Spider Man

                      Originally posted by FoJaR
                      phallus anyone?
                      Ohno, it's haunting us all.

                      Tigger, pl0x.
                      Twitter | Instagram | Snapchat: Nyokou

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                        • BoRiS X RaD
                          I play index :-)
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 417
                          #7
                          Re: Itsy Bitsy Spider Man

                          Originally posted by Kilgamayan


                          This toy creeps me out.
                          ages 5+. more like 21+

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                            • IAAW
                              FFR Player
                              • May 2005
                              • 3008
                              #8
                              Re: Itsy Bitsy Spider Man

                              Yeah...

                              Originally posted by Instructions
                              Press left button to make the phallus harder. Press right button to make the phallus longer.
                              Heheh, excellent job, Aquapets.

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                                • Selinica
                                  FFR Player
                                  • Dec 2005
                                  • 98
                                  #9
                                  Re: Itsy Bitsy Spider Man

                                  Today's childrens television programming is creepy. That's my two cents.
                                  I'm licking a SPOON.

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                                    • BabyGirl_Gl!tch
                                      FFR Player
                                      • Nov 2006
                                      • 2
                                      #10
                                      Re: Itsy Bitsy Spider Man

                                      Originally posted by Kilgamayan


                                      This toy creeps me out.
                                      That just scares me very much.

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                                        • Ryusei_
                                          God
                                          • Mar 2006
                                          • 1085
                                          #11
                                          Re: Itsy Bitsy Spider Man

                                          Pft...That's going to be my christmas gift for someone, now

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                                            • dsadsadsa
                                              Take out the D and S.
                                              • Feb 2004
                                              • 349
                                              #12
                                              Re: Itsy Bitsy Spider Man

                                              http://youtube.com/watch?v=_O09qp3lDAs


                                              http://youtube.com/watch?v=7bY3QxvVAY4


                                              o.0

                                              http://youtube.com/watch?v=V9mleyCwl9I&mode=related&search=



                                              AHH
                                              Hey, I'm a pro-amateur smash player.

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                                                • cC@Zz
                                                  FFR Player
                                                  • Apr 2006
                                                  • 1427
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Itsy Bitsy Spider Man

                                                  The new tickle me elmo doll kind of creeps me out. Well its more of what it does that creps me out.
                                                  There is a 50% chance your pillow will eat you while you are sleeping.

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                                                    • blargherness
                                                      FFR Player
                                                      • Jan 2005
                                                      • 624
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Itsy Bitsy Spider Man

                                                      Originally posted by dsadsadsa
                                                      http://youtube.com/watch?v=V9mleyCwl9I&mode=related&search=
                                                      Genuinely creepy.
                                                      And it actually sings the itsy bitsy spider. Goodness.
                                                      RIP

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