Our Horses got Stolen Last Night

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  • JKPolk
    tool
    • Aug 2003
    • 3737

    #1

    Our Horses got Stolen Last Night

    I just got the email a couple of hours ago from my parents. Apparently some assholes sneaked onto our property last night and picked the locks to our horse trailer. They then proceeded to try and board our horses onto the trailer and steal the whole lot. Luckily, our horses don't take kindly to strangers and made enough noise to wake my mother. She had enough time to get outside and see which way they were leaving our house and call the cops.

    The would be thieves made the mistake of driving towards the end of the road which was nearest to the police station, and were caught quickly. No harm to the horses or trailer, and they're being held until a court date can be set.

    Robberies on our road are rare, and one of this magnitude really shakes me to the core.
  • LovelySwimAngel
    FFR Veteran
    • Aug 2004
    • 76

    #2
    Re: Our Horses got Stolen Last Night

    Lol. Wow the "thieves" were very ingenious. You have intelligent horses.

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    • Grandiagod
      FFR Player
      • Jul 2004
      • 6122

      #3
      Re: Our Horses got Stolen Last Night

      Lol, horsetheives.

      What is this? 1870?
      He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth Kenny

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      • JKPolk
        tool
        • Aug 2003
        • 3737

        #4
        Re: Our Horses got Stolen Last Night

        You'd wonder. I don't even understand how they'd be able to sell them, where would they board them?

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        • Kevin_18
          FFR Player
          • Aug 2005
          • 680

          #5
          Re: Our Horses got Stolen Last Night

          So.....umm, lets say i know a person who would like to return a horse he found......where would he take it......................j/k man, hope you find em.

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          • Magnafiend
            FFR Player
            • Jul 2005
            • 154

            #6
            Re: Our Horses got Stolen Last Night

            I think your horses were smarter that those theives actually, and thats saying a lot about the IQ of your average horse theif, no wonder its so rare, they all drive right to the cops themselves. lol.
            The reaper is the happiest being of all, because death is plentiful in this realm....

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            • JKPolk
              tool
              • Aug 2003
              • 3737

              #7
              Re: Our Horses got Stolen Last Night

              Originally posted by Kevin_18
              hope you find em.
              We did get them back, luckily, when the thieves drove towards the police.

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              • JurseyRider734
                lil j the bad b-word
                • Aug 2003
                • 7506

                #8
                Re: Our Horses got Stolen Last Night

                YAY I LOVE HORSES
                Originally posted by Arch0wl
                I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

                Originally posted by Afrobean
                Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
                the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
                Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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                • FluorescentArmy
                  Forum User
                  • Nov 2005
                  • 1754

                  #9
                  Re: Our Horses got Stolen Last Night

                  rofl

                  How much does a horse sell for of your families quality?

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                  • jewpinthethird
                    (The Fat's Sabobah)
                    FFR Music Producer
                    • Nov 2002
                    • 11711

                    #10
                    Re: Our Horses got Stolen Last Night

                    On my religion's most sacred day, we eat the flesh of horse, so that we can nourish our spirits with majesty.

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                    • stretchypanda
                      shock me shock me
                      • Sep 2004
                      • 4123

                      #11
                      Re: Our Horses got Stolen Last Night

                      Originally posted by FluorescentArmy
                      rofl

                      How much does a horse sell for of your families quality?
                      A horse worth stealing will be one that is likely to pull a great price.

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