School bans fun

[JurseyRider734]

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[purebloodtexan]

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the main reason Tag and Touch Football were invented: TO BE SAFE!!!!! what would they rather play, Smeer the Queer?

Tag was pretty much the most athletically-requiring sport (other than soccer) to play as an elementary school kid. it encouraged exercise. i imagine that people will get much fatter in the future

[Tonberry_Kid]

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Smeer the Queer is one of the greatest games ever created.

Breaking bones and shit builds character.

Do we really want a country full of pussies?

[xObserveRx]

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the main reason Tag and Touch Football were invented: TO BE SAFE!!!!! what would they rather play, Smeer the Queer?

Tag was pretty much the most athletically-requiring sport (other than soccer) to play as an elementary school kid. it encouraged exercise. i imagine that people will get much fatter in the future

Only the kids in america. Stupid law-fearing citizens.... :P

Also, wtf is smeer the queer?

[-Fallen-]

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The United States, oh how pitiful. What is happening over there, seriously?

[Laharl]

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People are so apathetic towards voting that horrendously idiotic people get elected as judges and they actually pass this kind of ****.

We need a way to nerf the judicial system because it's overpowered. It's like shamans.

[Tps222]

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My elementary school did that as well.

My current High School has banned dodgeball for years now. It's pathetic.

[Bakonfat]

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Dodgeball has been banned in my school district for at least 10 years. Well, it wasn't banned, but it was the modified one where you used a softball, and you didn't throw it, you rolled it at people. When I was in 6th grade, we always played Smear (or smeer?) the Queer and then they had us stop, which is understandable, I mean people actually got hurt by that (who cares, it was fun). But, now banning Tag and TOUCH football? What the hell is that ****? The whole reason for touch football is that the pussies who don't like being tackled can still play.

Also,

Another Willett parent, Celeste D'Elia, said her son feels safer because of the rule. "I've witnessed enough near collisions," she said.

She has seen people ALMOST hit each other? You can have a near collision when you are walking next to somebody. That's not cool.

[duhh_]

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suck bs. this is all bushes fault....

[Linkisdoomed]

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My school district banned fatty foods. Now we're eating healthy **** due to the "teen population becoming fat". It's not the school food that makes us fat... It's what we eat at home... or the fact that some of us go to McDonalds for lunch...

[rickz0rz]

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Yep. My last two years of elementary school (geez, a long while ago now!) had Dodgeball banned because some girl decided that when she got hit, she'd exaggerate her fall and try and have her parents sue the schools.

STUPID.

[stretchypanda]

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suck bs. this is all bushes fault....

wtf shut up. Dubya is from Texas and Texans love potentially dangerous things.

[duhh_]

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true, but that would be stereotyping.

its kinda like saying all asians are smart, all black people are excellent in basketball, all goths do drugs and all mexicans do landscaping.

bush may be from texas, but that fact alone doesnt elliminate the fact he's a sissy.

plus it was a joke anyway. i dont like bush and tend to blame him for all my problems.

[Hachi86]

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This is a bunch of bull. First they complain about how Americans are oh so fat and how we should exercise, now they want sumthin else to ***** and say we cant exercise because we will hurt ourselves. commies....

[Hylian]

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"Playing tag is just part of being a kid."

I still play dodgeball to this day. We use vollyballs..and yeah it hurts like hell when we get hit because we play in a racket ball room but it's still fun .