Mottos

[scorpio1690]

my motto is, "ohmajordissonyourmoma!"

One, learn what a space bar is
Two, no one likes you at all
Three, you're a ***
Four, "ur moma" jokes are gay
Five, a kid once made a your moma jopke on me and I threw him into a wall, not because I cared about what he said, it was because those "jokes" suck
Six, Your Face jokes are way better
Seven, you can go die now

[CocoBeans]

This, my friend wrote in my yearbook: "Have fun in the sun, get laid in the shade."

Meh, and I don't really have a motto except maybe: "Monkeys are evil." Been very paranoid ever since seventh grade when I read that book about the Ebola virus...

[scorpio1690]

Ebola virus? What about 28 Days Later,lol. Or was that the virus you're talking about..... I never really pay attention...

[MalReynolds]

my motto is, "ohmajordissonyourmoma!"

One, learn what a space bar is
Two, no one likes you at all
Three, you're a ***
Four, "ur moma" jokes are #$*
Five, a kid once made a your moma jopke on me and I threw him into a wall, not because I cared about what he said, it was because those "jokes" suck
Six, Your Face jokes are way better
Seven, you can go die now

I would say "Pwned" under normal circumstances, but all of those insults are weak beyond all reason. Grammar helps, too. Also, if the insults are cohesive, then it helps the case.

It also seemed like you were struggling to get seven insults in. Tsk Tsk.

I subtract a pwn from your pwn count.

Fuckhat.


Mal

[scorpio1690]

my motto is, "ohmajordissonyourmoma!"

One, learn what a space bar is
Two, no one likes you at all
Three, you're a ***
Four, "ur moma" jokes are #$*
Five, a kid once made a your moma jopke on me and I threw him into a wall, not because I cared about what he said, it was because those "jokes" suck
Six, Your Face jokes are way better
Seven, you can go die now

I would say "Pwned" under normal circumstances, but all of those insults are weak beyond all reason. Grammar helps, too. Also, if the insults are cohesive, then it helps the case.

It also seemed like you were struggling to get seven insults in. Tsk Tsk.

I subtract a pwn from your pwn count.

Fuckhat.


Mal

Don't be mad because you have no cock. I don't fucking care, I'm just try ing to get my point across that Notorius deserves to die in horrible ways. But then, bring him back to life to beat him to death again... with a crobar.(sp?)

[tnyhwk900]

man, notorious brings back dead topics, is disturbing, annoys everyone, and as scorp said, needs to die.

On topic: i bet only ffr veterans will remember this in my sig:

Quote: I am what I am, but chicken is tasty!

[MalReynolds]

Listen, we can go into debating the semantics of how bad your insults suck, but that would take all day. You have to stoop to below kindergarten levels for insults, like telling me I have no cock.

Way to go! You win the award for originality!

...

Mal

[jewpinthethird]

This thread wins the award "Best reason to start a topic" as a means to piss me off. Although you failed to piss me off, you get an A for effort.

As I have said, I do not have a motto. Nor do I want one. But as time progresses, it is possible that I might sink into a great depression because computers have taken over my future job, I suck as a writter, and I turn my future girlfriend into a lesbian feminist. Then I will need a motto to keep myself from either going on a killing spree, or killing myself.

But that wont happen because I will become a famous artist/writter/musician, and ABC will approch me with an offer to have my own sitcom about a clean freak, homosexual living with slob, black guy as a spin off of the 70's classic "The Odd Couple"...only more hip and urban. And I will decline because I am not gay. And they will respond "HOW COULD YOU NOT BE GAY?! You are a famous artist....and you have a good sense of fashion."

Yeah, I cant wait.

[scorpio1690]

This thread wins the award "Best reason to start a topic" as a means to piss me off. Although you failed to piss me off, you get an A for effort.

As I have said, I do not have a motto. Nor do I want one. But as time progresses, it is possible that I might sink into a great depression because computers have taken over my future job, I suck as a writter, and I turn my future girlfriend into a lesbian feminist. Then I will need a motto to keep myself from either going on a killing spree, or killing myself.

But that wont happen because I will become a famous artist/writter/musician, and ABC will approch me with an offer to have my own sitcom about a clean freak, homosexual living with slob, black guy as a spin off of the 70's classic "The Odd Couple"...only more hip and urban. And I will decline because I am not #$*. And they will respond "HOW COULD YOU NOT BE #$*?! You are a famous artist....and you have a good sense of fashion."

Yeah, I cant wait.

The bolded areas are the ones I want to talk about.

One, Lesbians aren't bad if they let you watch.
Two, Sorry, but writers can spell.
Three, The show sucked but the movies were good.

[jewpinthethird]

1. Lesbians are not fun if you fall in love with one.
2. WRITERS can't spell. That is what editors are for (and I wouldnt write novels or whatnot like that. I would write for TV shows/Movies where spelling and grammar aint mattering).
3. The show did suck oh so much. But that doesnt stop big companies from trying to bring back the idea.

[scorpio1690]

1. Lesbians are not fun if you fall in love with one.
2. WRITERS can't spell. That is what editors are for (and I wouldnt write novels or whatnot like that. I would write for TV shows/Movies where spelling and grammar aint mattering).
3. The show did suck oh so much. But that doesnt stop big companies from trying to bring back the idea.

Touche...... But yes, writers can spell, lesbians are fun, and big companies don't spend time with a pinner of a show.

[Sinjin]

On topic: i bet only ffr veterans will remember this in my sig:

Quote: I am what I am, but chicken is tasty!

Yup, I remember.

As for that TV show...well, why not write a short pilot just for fun? It doesn't have to be full length, just load it up with the usual (and patented) Jewpinthethird random shit and crazyness...post it in the Jewpin and Kwik storybook.

[CocoBeans]

Ebola virus? What about 28 Days Later,lol. Or was that the virus you're talking about..... I never really pay attention...

The virus in the movie Outbreak was based on Ebola; however, unlike the virus in Outbreak (I'm pretty sure they cured the virus in the end, I'm not certain though.. don't remember much of the movie), there is no known cure for Ebola.

And 28 days later? I dunno. lol

[QreepyBORIS]

It was BASED off ebola...but it was called Motabu, or something. Havent watched it in a while.

There are actually 2 cures for Ebola. Vaccines, but meh. Its only for CDC people working on it.

[Anticrombie0909]

The book I read was 'The Hot Zone'. Good book.

Ebola Zaire would suck though, man. Death in under a week, no known cure or vaccine, and you can get contaminated with it by simply being around an infected person's blood, or having them cough on you (theoretically, as scientists arn't sure how its transmitted and what its natural carrier is).