My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.
Cheers guys. We went to the Red Panda (famous chinese restaurant), had some nice food (I had the chicken szechuan style). After that went for some drinks, drank a lot of Wild Turkey to be different (Whisky, 50.5%).
Today I was working (Nightclub job which I am quitting for the other job), and I guess it was a late present or something, but in total I made £26 in tips, that's pretty hot.
Xel claiming that I am incapable of making mistakes and using that logic to paint me as scum does things to my body that I thought only Lewdy's stash could do
Originally posted by Funnygurl555
your hentai collection is commendable. i am both in awe and afraid of you
Originally posted by DaBackpack
might quit having sex every day and focus more on shooting myself in the testicles with an elephant gun
Nope. I don't think it's recommended saying. I just happen to say it. The main word you would find here would be "craic" (I hate the word). It means a variety of things but usually you can have good "craic" while out (means to have fun/good atmosphere etc).
You live in Ireland?
No. Go check up a map, there are 5 countries in the UK:
Though N.Ireland is directly above Ireland it is not Ireland. Due to Ireland being a democratic Republic and all that, whereas N.Ireland is part of Great Britain's domain.
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