Jolteon-to charge my house so i wouldnt have to pay an electric bill
Meowth- to rob ppl or banks so i would never be poor
Alakazam- so i could control people and make them do my bidding/teleport me anywhere i want
Machoke- to beat ppl up for me or to move heavy stuff
Psyduck- something to beat up on
I'd only want Mewtwo. Then i'd own all your pokemon at the same time. If I had to choose two others it be chancy (She be cooking and cleaning and stuff) and Onix.
They reproduce in some house where you let the pokeballs loose in one of the newer versions. I haven't played much further than collecting a Zigzagsomethingorother before losing interest. Earlier pokemon rules.
Isn't Ho-oh supposed to be good?
Oh yeah, and Zapados is the most electrifying pokemon I believe, Dazednconfuseddude.
That's cool Mario, but how come whenever you eat mushrooms, everything gets bigger but your dick?
Id enjoy having a golbat so i could shoot the living **** out of with my pellet gun. Then once its wounds heal id shoot it some more....wait pokemon dont exist so nvm
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