I actually have a serious, hilarious prank that I once did to my mom.
If your sink has one of those handheld sprayer things that you have to clamp in your hand to make the spray come out of it instead of the regular faucet, well...this is a good prank for you.
Tie a rubber band around the handle of it so it's pressed down (don't have the water on). Face it towards where the person would stand at the sink. This way, as soon as they turn the water on, it will spray all over them.
Haha i got a good laugh out of that one a few years ago. Maybe i'll do it again.
Originally posted by Arch0wl
I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use
Originally posted by Afrobean
Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.
Ask a female friend of yours to pretend she likes him, get them to be boyfriend and girlfriend, and then about a month into it, when your brother is really getting into her, tell her to say "Haha! I've been fooling you all along! I don't actually give a damn about you," and then have some big bouncer-type man pop up behind her.
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