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  • whorlichan
    Tiny Plastic Meat
    • Apr 2004
    • 669
    #1

    California, here I come!

    So in approximately 11 hours I will be on my way back to Cali for a few days of family time and my cousin's Bar Mitzvah. I will also get to see all my doctors (lady doctor, dentist, eye doctor) and my hair stylist and take my kitties to the vet, as well as walk my aunt's dog every morning to get some exercise in. Not much of a vacation, eh?

    To see me off right, today at work I was:
    a) peed on by a dead dog
    b) pooped on by a live, angry cat
    c) bitten by a neurologically challenged springer spaniel (so I can't even be MAD)
    and
    d) told I had done an amazing job in my month of training and I would be missed until the 30th when I start work for reals.
    Goddess of Chocolate Sauce
    First ever graduate of the Quetzacoatino Academy for Aspiring Deities
    My lame LJ
    My friend Cassie's amazing photography
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    • jewpinthethird
      (The Fat's Sabobah)
      FFR Music Producer
      • Nov 2002
      • 11711
      #2
      Re: California, here I come!

      Where abouts in California?

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        • whorlichan
          Tiny Plastic Meat
          • Apr 2004
          • 669
          #3
          Re: California, here I come!

          I am a Valley Girl (TM), Jewp! I thought you knew that!

          I'm gonna be in the Winnetka/Northridge (my house) and Woodland Hills/West Hills (friends' houses) areas most of the time, with a quick romp every morning at the intersection of Topanga Canyon & Ventura to walk the dog and then take him over to Sherman Oaks to my mom's office.
          Goddess of Chocolate Sauce
          First ever graduate of the Quetzacoatino Academy for Aspiring Deities
          My lame LJ
          My friend Cassie's amazing photography

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            • sleeplessdragn
              ~Bang that beat Harder~
              FFR Simfile Author
              FFR Music Producer
              • Jan 2004
              • 2321
              #4
              Re: California, here I come!

              That's far away from here, in smoggy, preppy Rancho.

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                • Grandiagod
                  FFR Player
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 6122
                  #5
                  Re: California, here I come!

                  And far away from us in the Cochella Valley.
                  He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth Kenny

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                    • dunlop
                      FFR Player
                      • Apr 2006
                      • 469
                      #6
                      Re: California, here I come!

                      Originally posted by whorlichan
                      So in approximately 11 hours I will be on my way back to Cali for a few days of family time and my cousin's Bar Mitzvah. I will also get to see all my doctors (lady doctor, dentist, eye doctor) and my hair stylist and take my kitties to the vet, as well as walk my aunt's dog every morning to get some exercise in. Not much of a vacation, eh?

                      You should bring us all back some In n Out Burgers!!!!!!!!
                      The secret to your future lies hidden in your daily routine.

                      The reason most people fail instead of succeed is that they trade what they want most for what they want at the moment.

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                        • Snapps
                          NO DOUBT GET LOUD
                          FFR Simfile Author
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 5650
                          #7
                          Re: California, here I come!

                          Hey that's the place I hear all about with those gang shootings and stabbings and such.

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                            • jewpinthethird
                              (The Fat's Sabobah)
                              FFR Music Producer
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 11711
                              #8
                              Re: California, here I come!

                              My cousins lives in the Woodland Hills area. You should go visit my cousin. It'd be really awkward and since you to dont know each other and he is kind of creepy.

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                                • MCRenaissance
                                  FFR Player
                                  • Apr 2006
                                  • 1646
                                  #9
                                  Re: California, here I come!

                                  Gotta edit so I don't look like a jackass. Have fun Whorli. Make sure you don't get shot and bring me back a jack-in-the-box burger!
                                  Last edited by MCRenaissance; 06-16-2006, 11:13 AM.

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                                    • emccky
                                      Banned
                                      • Apr 2004
                                      • 4811
                                      #10
                                      Re: California, here I come!

                                      steal my avatar more please.

                                      jk have fun.

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                                        • dooty_7
                                          Registered User
                                          • Jun 2005
                                          • 462
                                          #11
                                          Re: California, here I come!

                                          what a job, sounds like fun

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                                            • Tasuke
                                              FFR Player
                                              • Oct 2003
                                              • 1671
                                              #12
                                              Re: California, here I come!

                                              Serious Whorli needs to come by Rancho for the Cali meetup.

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                                                • JurseyRider734
                                                  lil j the bad b-word
                                                  • Aug 2003
                                                  • 7506
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: California, here I come!

                                                  How do you get peed on by a dead dog?
                                                  Originally posted by Arch0wl
                                                  I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

                                                  Originally posted by Afrobean
                                                  Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
                                                  the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
                                                  Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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                                                    • DDRcHiCk_WiNd
                                                      FFR Player
                                                      • May 2006
                                                      • 89
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: California, here I come!

                                                      hahaHa...Hope I see you there. LOL ^ ^ <<< Not possible XD



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                                                        • whorlichan
                                                          Tiny Plastic Meat
                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                          • 669
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: California, here I come!

                                                          Originally posted by JurseyRider734
                                                          How do you get peed on by a dead dog?
                                                          Just like people, when a body dies all the muscles let loose. This includes all sphincters, such as those that control urine flow and bowel movements. So when they die, dogs let loose their bowels and pee all over the place. This is not on purpose, but still totally gross.

                                                          Originally posted by DDRcHiCk_WiNd
                                                          hahaHa...Hope I see you there. LOL ^ ^ <<< Not possible XD
                                                          Who the hell are you??
                                                          Goddess of Chocolate Sauce
                                                          First ever graduate of the Quetzacoatino Academy for Aspiring Deities
                                                          My lame LJ
                                                          My friend Cassie's amazing photography

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