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  • Thassodar
    FFR Player
    • Sep 2003
    • 33

    #1

    Sidewalk magic.

    Yeah so today was pretty uneventful. I woke up, went to a friend's house, went and donated plasma for $20 then went to a party. After the party I was driving back home with a friend and saw IT.

    The sink.

    A whole frikkin sink just sitting there. On the sidewalk. Randomly.

    I pulled a Uie(U-turn) to be sure I was seeing straight and sure enough there was a whole kitchen sink sitting on the sidewalk. Soooo I did what every normal person would do:

    I took it.

    So now I have a sink sitting in my backyard and nothing to do with it.

    Suggestions?
    Corruption wears infinite disguises.



  • ToxicShadow
    FFR Player
    • Jun 2003
    • 107

    #2
    Re: Sidewalk magic.

    I'd say destroy it in a comical fashion, but it's a sink. What's it going to do, dent?

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    • businessman07
      Banned
      • Sep 2005
      • 273

      #3
      Re: Sidewalk magic.

      use it as a mind ray like batman did in episode 13...
      no seriously, I have no idea but to sell it on ebay.

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      • white_boy
        FFR Player
        • Apr 2004
        • 1629

        #4
        Re: Sidewalk magic.

        donated plasma for $20
        wut?


        Originally posted by businessman07
        white boy is my *****
        Proud to be businessman07's *****.

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        • dontcareaboutmyid
          FFR Player
          • May 2003
          • 2103

          #5
          Re: Sidewalk magic.

          give someone else the kitchen sink in comedic glory.

          If you are going to sell it on ebay, come up with a good story.

          Has to include the trip and reference to everything and the kitchen sink.

          Throw in a picture of a hot girlfriend posing by the sink and you're gold.
          Theory of Quantum Fetish Mechanics

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          • FluorescentArmy
            Forum User
            • Nov 2005
            • 1754

            #6
            Re: Sidewalk magic.

            Originally posted by dontcareaboutmyid
            Throw in a picture of a hot girlfriend posing by the sink and you're gold.
            It would be so much easier to photoshop one in.

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            • DarkVampiress21
              FFR Player
              • Aug 2005
              • 218

              #7
              Re: Sidewalk magic.

              Give it to a homeless person o_o They will thank you, yet will not know what to do with it. xD

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              • dontcareaboutmyid
                FFR Player
                • May 2003
                • 2103

                #8
                Re: Sidewalk magic.

                Originally posted by FluorescentArmy
                It would be so much easier to photoshop one in.
                No, it has to be that girl next door kind of hot, otherwise its not believeable.

                You could try to photoshop that, but it doesn't always work.
                Theory of Quantum Fetish Mechanics

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