My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.
I have no idea who would play me..i would probably have a better idea if i watched more movies but i dont really get a chance to because as im sure ive mentioned on this forum countless times, the theatre is in the next town and i cant get there in less than 45min-hour without a car..
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