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  • mattyohh
    FFR Player
    • Mar 2006
    • 349
    #1

    Happy Birthday

    It's my birthday today the 1st of May. I am now offically 16 which means i'm now legally aloud to have sex. Sex just lost its fun.
    Last edited by mattyohh; 04-30-2006, 06:31 AM.
    Originally posted by FishFishRevolution
    You are banned from the Garbage Bin until January 1st, 2007. Don't worry, I usually let people out of their sentences early if they have good behavior. You are still able to view the Garbage Bin, but if you post there, I will physically site-wide ban you until further notice.

    Reason: Insulting Dragonforce aka my religion. Also being a general GB noob.

    -Fish
    lol
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    • TheRapingDragon
      A car crash mind
      • Aug 2005
      • 9788
      #2
      Re: Happy Birthday

      If you lived where I lived, sex wouldn't be legal for another year. But happy birthday. How come it still says you are 15? Wait, where the hell do you live? It's 1pm on 30th april here..

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        • chickendude
          Away from Computer
          FFR Simfile Author
          • Sep 2003
          • 1901
          #3
          Re: Happy Birthday

          people who realize that they're aloud to have sex should not be allowed to have sex

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            • mattyohh
              FFR Player
              • Mar 2006
              • 349
              #4
              Re: Happy Birthday

              I live in Australia and it's about 10:30 pm here i decided to make this thread before i went to bed cuase most of you guys are on while i'm in bed.
              Originally posted by FishFishRevolution
              You are banned from the Garbage Bin until January 1st, 2007. Don't worry, I usually let people out of their sentences early if they have good behavior. You are still able to view the Garbage Bin, but if you post there, I will physically site-wide ban you until further notice.

              Reason: Insulting Dragonforce aka my religion. Also being a general GB noob.

              -Fish
              lol

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                • JurseyRider734
                  lil j the bad b-word
                  • Aug 2003
                  • 7506
                  #5
                  Re: Happy Birthday

                  Australian accents are cool.

                  Happy Birthday!
                  Originally posted by Arch0wl
                  I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

                  Originally posted by Afrobean
                  Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
                  the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
                  Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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                    • scorpio1690
                      FFR Player
                      • Apr 2003
                      • 4817
                      #6
                      Re: Happy Birthday

                      If he lives by Sydney they're 7 hours behind pacific coast time. Happy birthday!

                      ps. Age of consent here is fourteen.

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                        • DJRiDDeR
                          God
                          FFR Simfile Author
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 2215
                          #7
                          Re: Happy Birthday

                          rofl, I thought 18 was the legal age.

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                            • GuidoHunter
                              is against custom titles
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 7371
                              #8
                              Re: Happy Birthday

                              Well, at least he isn't quietly to have sex.

                              --Guido

                              http://andy.mikee385.com

                              Originally posted by Grandiagod
                              Originally posted by Grandiagod
                              She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
                              Sentences I thought I never would have to type.

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                                • TheEvilHobo
                                  FFR Player
                                  • Apr 2005
                                  • 521
                                  #9
                                  Re: Happy Birthday

                                  Originally posted by DJRiDDeR
                                  rofl, I thought 18 was the legal age.
                                  i bet it is canada lol
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                                    • vashthestampede0987
                                      FFR Player
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 2997
                                      #10
                                      Re: Happy Birthday

                                      Originally posted by GuidoHunter
                                      Well, at least he isn't quietly to have sex.

                                      --Guido

                                      http://andy.mikee385.com
                                      Awww, guido caught it before me
                                      Omega owes me [1] omega favor
                                      I am God of Hot Pockets, fear my fillings for they may be hot.

                                      Originally posted by Synthlight
                                      I hate myself.

                                      Cheers,

                                      Synthlight
                                      xxpla tonic love: GIVE IT TO ME
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                                        • DJRiDDeR
                                          God
                                          FFR Simfile Author
                                          • Sep 2003
                                          • 2215
                                          #11
                                          Re: Happy Birthday

                                          In canada yes, I have sex anyways.

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                                            • scorpio1690
                                              FFR Player
                                              • Apr 2003
                                              • 4817
                                              #12
                                              Re: Happy Birthday

                                              No, it's 14 years old to have sex with anyone 18 or under I believe.

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                                                • JurseyRider734
                                                  lil j the bad b-word
                                                  • Aug 2003
                                                  • 7506
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Happy Birthday

                                                  Age of consent in New Jersey is 16.
                                                  Originally posted by Arch0wl
                                                  I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

                                                  Originally posted by Afrobean
                                                  Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
                                                  the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
                                                  Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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                                                    • Mindfields
                                                      Banned
                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                      • 1566
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Happy Birthday

                                                      Happy Birthday to you.

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                                                        • mattyohh
                                                          FFR Player
                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                          • 349
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Happy Birthday

                                                          we can have sex at 16 here but can't rent or veiw porn till we're 18.
                                                          Originally posted by FishFishRevolution
                                                          You are banned from the Garbage Bin until January 1st, 2007. Don't worry, I usually let people out of their sentences early if they have good behavior. You are still able to view the Garbage Bin, but if you post there, I will physically site-wide ban you until further notice.

                                                          Reason: Insulting Dragonforce aka my religion. Also being a general GB noob.

                                                          -Fish
                                                          lol

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