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  • Omeganitros
    auauauau
    • Jun 2003
    • 8897
    #1

    Ask A Ninja

    http://askaninja.com/


    Blah. Bed. Now.
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    • LordKratosAurion
      FFR Player
      • Mar 2006
      • 306
      #2
      Re: Ask A Ninja

      This reminds me, one time some guy joined the other site I frequent, claimed to be a ninja, and started an "Ask a Ninja!" thread.
      Then people responded with things like,
      "All internet ninjas are fat in real life.
      All internet pirates are automatically cool in real life."
      Sad thing was that they were serious.


      some Xmod, Note
      Next step: learning how to suck less

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        • dontcareaboutmyid
          FFR Player
          • May 2003
          • 2103
          #3
          Re: Ask A Ninja

          First VGCats webcomic awesomeness, then this. Tomorrow the 150 Strongbad Email; things can't get much better for the internets.
          Theory of Quantum Fetish Mechanics

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            • mattyohh
              FFR Player
              • Mar 2006
              • 349
              #4
              Re: Ask A Ninja

              I'm a Actually real life Pirate. I pirate music and programs they won't take me alive ever.
              Originally posted by FishFishRevolution
              You are banned from the Garbage Bin until January 1st, 2007. Don't worry, I usually let people out of their sentences early if they have good behavior. You are still able to view the Garbage Bin, but if you post there, I will physically site-wide ban you until further notice.

              Reason: Insulting Dragonforce aka my religion. Also being a general GB noob.

              -Fish
              lol

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                • Omeganitros
                  auauauau
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 8897
                  #5
                  Re: Ask A Ninja

                  Originally posted by mattyohh
                  I'm a Actually real life Pirate. I pirate music and programs they won't take me alive ever.

                  Let us hope we never meet. I would skip the part where I beat you up and get right to the part where I spit in your eyes. That's like saying you can kick ass with a katana because you own one. That fact of the matter is that you can't kick ass with a katana until you take lessons.

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                    • zombii
                      FFR Player
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 9
                      #6
                      Re: Ask A Ninja

                      Originally posted by Omeganitros
                      That fact of the matter is that you can't kick ass with a katana until you take lessons.
                      hello

                      yes you can, owning a total katana automaticly makes you a totaly real ninja totaly capable of totaly kicking whosevertheass you want very much.

                      bye


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                        • Quicker
                          FFR Veteran
                          • Feb 2006
                          • 146
                          #7
                          Re: Ask A Ninja

                          Originally posted by Omeganitros
                          That fact of the matter is that you can't kick ass with a katana until you take lessons.
                          unless, ur asian. then it comes natural cuz the genetic code is embedded in ur DNA. Example. Ahem.

                          *snaps fingers*

                          *out come naota and chinesegirl clad in skin-tight leather outfits yielding kitanas

                          ...hey, a guy can dream can't he? lol

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                            • vashthestampede0987
                              FFR Player
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 2997
                              #8
                              Re: Ask A Ninja

                              hay dat wuz so funey i 4got 2 laff.. o wai i dint wnt 2.

                              Good find omega. If only we could get more.
                              Omega owes me [1] omega favor
                              I am God of Hot Pockets, fear my fillings for they may be hot.

                              Originally posted by Synthlight
                              I hate myself.

                              Cheers,

                              Synthlight
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                                • Tokzic
                                  FFR Player
                                  • May 2005
                                  • 6878
                                  #9
                                  Re: Ask A Ninja

                                  This is where I got my "Santa Claus is a Ninja" thread from.

                                  It wasn't nearly as funny in typed-form as it is when it is acted out though.

                                  Last edited by Tokzic: Today at 11:59 PM. Reason: wait what

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                                    • PMS-Benjamin_Harrison
                                      I Really Have No Life
                                      • Apr 2006
                                      • 14
                                      #10
                                      Re: Ask A Ninja

                                      Ask me, fools
                                      It means I'm not looking if I don't respond, sorry.

                                      Watch these clips while posting, you're guaranteed to fall out of your chair:

                                      1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14

                                      PMS Renovation Project

                                      Guys, joining is easy, just make a name with PMS in front. Together we can all do this.

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                                        • Yanah_God
                                          Banned
                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 1330
                                          #11
                                          Re: Ask A Ninja

                                          The internet will not EVER get any better than at this moment.

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                                            • SethSquall
                                              FFR Player
                                              • Mar 2004
                                              • 5477
                                              #12
                                              Re: Ask A Ninja

                                              I love these. I get them on podcast. My favourite is "Ninja omnibus"
                                              Originally posted by Tibs
                                              I love you, you Welsh ****

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                                                • evilbutterfly
                                                  FFR Player
                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                  • 5784
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Ask A Ninja

                                                  1) What's with the newbs these days? o__O
                                                  2) Not that funny.

                                                  And I like ninja things.


                                                  This is just not funny.....
                                                  So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =(

                                                  In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz.

                                                  So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright.
                                                  And I write the blog for their website.

                                                  Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

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                                                    • Omeganitros
                                                      auauauau
                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                      • 8897
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Ask A Ninja

                                                      I like it. Especially the oen where he talks about the Perfect Storm. His body language is fantastic.

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