The compu-nerd love poem

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  • alainbryden
    Seen your member
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Dec 2003
    • 2873

    #1

    The compu-nerd love poem

    I made this for my girlfriend, but she didn't get any of it. Hopefully some of you will appreciate it more.

    The compu-nerd love poem (by Alain)

    Loving you feels more natural than the keys I type on all day.
    Yet my feelings are more complicated than a two dimensional dynamic character array.
    When I see you, my heart skips a FLoating point OPeration.
    If there's anything you want, all other task priorities drop.
    When I'm with you, my heart performs realtime.
    After being about all day, I want to be your \n
    You're so beautiful, any multithreaded CPU
    would leave everything hanging and turn all it's eyes on you.
    I would rather live with you than my mother.
    Now that you're here, I can see myself with no other.
    I would rather talk to you for a minute than chat online with babes all day.
    I just can't compile how you make me feel that way.
    But love runs on it's own, without language or syntax.
    For you, all my procedural rules are relaxed.
    To you, my dear, I will always be (boolean) 1
    For all my love are belong to you.
    ~NEIGH
  • alainbryden
    Seen your member
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Dec 2003
    • 2873

    #2
    Re: The compu-nerd love poem

    I should have put something about < 3 in there
    ~NEIGH

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    • nickadeemus
      The spice must flow.
      • Aug 2003
      • 807

      #3
      Re: The compu-nerd love poem

      I can't find that video of those math nerds singing that love song.
      Nice.

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      • Afrobean
        Admiral in the Red Army
        • Dec 2003
        • 13262

        #4
        Re: The compu-nerd love poem

        programming + love = super_love;

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        • FishFishRevolution
          GotR Creator
          • Nov 2003
          • 7251

          #5
          Re: The compu-nerd love poem

          The boolean 1 was my favorite part.

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          • Omeganitros
            auauauau
            • Jun 2003
            • 8897

            #6
            Re: The compu-nerd love poem

            EXCELLENT touch with the boolean logic. That's an awesome poem.

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            • ChineseGirl
              FFR Player
              • Mar 2006
              • 29

              #7
              Re: The compu-nerd love poem

              I love it. It's cute.

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              • GuidoHunter
                is against custom titles
                • Oct 2003
                • 7371

                #8
                Re: The compu-nerd love poem

                Originally posted by nickadeemus
                I can't find that video of those math nerds singing that love song.


                Group name: Klein Four
                Song title: Finite Simple Group (of order two)

                --Guido


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                Sentences I thought I never would have to type.

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                • Necamus
                  FFR Player
                  • Nov 2005
                  • 853

                  #9
                  Re: The compu-nerd love poem

                  Originally posted by Afrobean
                  super_love = programming + love;
                  Corrected.
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                  • Afrobean
                    Admiral in the Red Army
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 13262

                    #10
                    Re: The compu-nerd love poem

                    Originally posted by Necamus
                    Corrected.
                    That doesn't make as much sense in a non-programming sense.

                    But yeah, that is more correct.

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                    • Mindfields
                      Banned
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 1566

                      #11
                      Re: The compu-nerd love poem

                      This poem rocks.
                      This alain rocks.

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                      • Sweet_vindiction
                        FFR Player
                        • Nov 2004
                        • 6

                        #12
                        Re: The compu-nerd love poem

                        That has ot be like..almost one of the sweetest things. Haha. I give you Props for that one.

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                        • Sweet_vindiction
                          FFR Player
                          • Nov 2004
                          • 6

                          #13
                          Re: The compu-nerd love poem

                          Good JOb..10 points.

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                          • Pumble
                            FFR Player
                            • Jun 2005
                            • 1301

                            #14
                            Re: The compu-nerd love poem

                            bahaha nice job on the boolean

                            i love it

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                            • Chrissi
                              FFR Player
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 3019

                              #15
                              Re: The compu-nerd love poem

                              **** that girlfriend of yours. She doesn't deserve you. Marry me.
                              C is for Charisma, it's why people think I'm great! I make my friends all laugh and smile and never want to hate!

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