That topic was really making me angry: Thank you for closing it. Everyone jumped on my back for some reason.
And the link to getting ordained is:
Mal
And the link to getting ordained is:
Mal
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"Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor
My new novel:
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For the record, jewpin, (damn thread got locked before I could bust up tha houuuuse), The Torah preaches no peace.
It's like: WAR WAR WAR KILL THE DAMNED NON-ISRAELITE JEWS KILL KILL KILL WAR WAR WAR ENSLAVE MURDER!!!!!
My torah portion was on war.
ANYWAYS....I am the founder of Bagelism (2 years ago. It's an old religion, as they come...), and it preaches that God is a Bagel.
Studies on the book of Bagel are still trying to determine if he is Garlic or plain....but he definitely is not sliced and does not have any condements like Cream Cheese on him.
Anyways...is getting ordained just for the Christians?
Anyways, I probably should not have posted that, but since it took me a while to type...please don't delete it.
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Nah. Getting ordained is for everyone.
Just like Virginia is for Lovers.
Mal"A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."
"Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor
My new novel:
Maledictions: The Offering.
Now in Paperback!Comment
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No problem. I am making a new rule for the forums: No more disscusions about religion. I am doing it for my own good too.Comment
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Hahahah... Fair enough.
Religion leads to more fights than Soccer matches.
Mal"A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."
"Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor
My new novel:
Maledictions: The Offering.
Now in Paperback!Comment
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Say what? What are you reading/smoking?Originally posted by QreepyBORISFor the record, jewpin, (damn thread got locked before I could bust up tha houuuuse), The Torah preaches no peace.
It's like: WAR WAR WAR KILL THE DAMNED NON-ISRAELITE JEWS KILL KILL KILL WAR WAR WAR ENSLAVE MURDER!!!!!
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Yeah, I think that would be a good idea.Originally posted by jewpinthethirdComment
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Yay I got ordained for a joke. Now I can make stupid religions that require you to worship fish or something!Comment
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worshipping fish? those stupid ugly swimming things? no way... fishianity...Comment
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Dude, people worship Jesus Fish... So it's not that far off.
Fishtianity? Hahahaha....
Mal"A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."
"Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor
My new novel:
Maledictions: The Offering.
Now in Paperback!Comment
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Bahahah....so true.
SHHH NO MORE TALKING ABOUT THIS.Comment
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I made a religion... the "give moogy a dollar religion"
...it's great...
...yeahComment
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Dude... I wouldn't touch that religion with a five foot "religion" stick.
I can serious FBI trouble in your future...
"A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."
"Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor
My new novel:
Maledictions: The Offering.
Now in Paperback!Comment
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Yoshimaro and 599 other people already gave me a dollar, so there.Comment
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Well, it preaches some peace....but it contradicts itself alot.Originally posted by SotNSay what? What are you reading/smoking?Originally posted by QreepyBORISFor the record, jewpin, (damn thread got locked before I could bust up tha houuuuse), The Torah preaches no peace.
It's like: WAR WAR WAR KILL THE DAMNED NON-ISRAELITE JEWS KILL KILL KILL WAR WAR WAR ENSLAVE MURDER!!!!!
I am reading the Torah.
I am smoking nothing.
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