Ninjas or Pirates

[Pumble]

There's too much serious business going in this thread considering the subject matter.

ps i pick ninjas lololol

[AiRlocked]

why would you say that? they just asked what was the difference between samuari and ninjas... and pirates

[Dwight_Eisenhower]

Look, I remember solving this conflict a long time ago when in a secret government project we made clones of Captain Blackbeard and Miyamoto Mushahi. I had money on the Jap, and Churchill had his and the beard guy.

Captain Blackbeard got his ass handed to him, and then Musashi asked for some clay so he could do some pottery.



That Musashi guy could really make stuff.

[mead1]

Samurai were warriors of the local landlord (referred to as "daimyo") in the 1300 area I think. They were paid by the daimyo to fight wars on his behalf against the samurai of other daimyo.

[vashthestampede0987]

Dr. McNinja. GG all.

[Spider_Bacon]

Ninja-In feudal Japan, ninja or shinobi (literally, "one who is concealed," or "one that endures") were sometimes assassins and agents of espionage. Ninja, like samurai, followed their own special code of conduct, called ninpō. Some modern practitioners of budo ninjutsu argue that ninja were hardly ever used as assassins, but rather for espionage. Ninja originally formed in the hills of Japan to escape brutal samurai law.

Pirate-A pirate is one who robs or plunders at sea without a commission from a recognised sovereign nation. Pirates usually target other ships, but have also attacked targets on shore. These acts are known as piracy. Unlike the stereotypical pirate with cutlass and masted sailing ship, today most pirates get about in speedboats wearing balaclavas instead of bandanas, using AK-47s rather than cutlasses.

In other words I go with ninjas.

[dontcareaboutmyid]

Relevant linkage

http://www.lanceandeskimo.com/journal/ninjaspirates.shtml

#1 reason pirates rule
Pirates have free virus protection

[Tokzic]

Ninja vs. Pirate

Weapons: Ninja

Blades that fly through the air to be lodged within an opponents throat, or a rusty hook? Shuriken are much cooler, thanks. The sleek katana, or a bent-up sabre? I think I know which will make a cleaner cut.

Costume: Ninja

Dark garbs are good for stealth, sneaking, mysteriousness, and generally looking awesome. What do Pirates counter with? Giant hats with cartoony skulls stiched in and 18th century clothes. How tacky.

Travel: Ninja

Pirates take giant boats everywhere that require lots of washing and work to keep together. Ninjas run everywhere, because they're just that agile and awesome. Can you sail to the top of a building? Thought not.

I could continue with this comparison, but it's so obvious that Ninjas are superior in every way that I'm not going to.

[lord_carbo]

Pirates have some good modern day representation: Maddox. What do ninjas have, Naruto and Robert Hamburger?

[dontcareaboutmyid]

Ninja vs. Pirate
Costume: Ninja

Dark garbs are good for stealth, sneaking, mysteriousness, and generally looking awesome. What do Pirates counter with? Giant hats with cartoony skulls stiched in and 18th century clothes. How tacky.

steriotypcal description, arguement null.

[Spider_Bacon]

Pirates have some good modern day representation: Maddox. What do ninjas have, Naruto and Robert Hamburger?

Maddox and Naruto are both cool but...

NINJAS STILL RULE!!!!!

P.S. I dont see why we are arguing over this because both ninjas and pirates are cool in there own ways.
Ex.Pirates are cool because they have cool ships and swords, Nijas have ther cool tights and sthealthy was.

P.S.S. I still like ninjas better though!

[Tasuke]

Ninjas have like no strength or anything. They can run and throw crap. That's p*ssy fighting.
A pirate will kidnap you wait til your husband or whatever comes to rescue you and then rape
you right in front of your would-be rescuer. Then kill said rescuer by either shooting them in
the fice or makingng them walk their own lazy ass into sharl infested waters.

[stretchypanda]

I'm in the Facebook group "I Want to be a Pirate."

[gigglezzz601]

Re: Ninjas or Pirates

I never thought this was gonna ever get this semi successful... I must really have no life now... Well Cheers people... btw HAHA Ninjas own...

[Squeek]

Re: Ninjas or Pirates

Naruto sucks.
One Piece owns.

Therefore, pirates are better than ninjas.

Do not follow the stereotypes of pirates. Peg-legged old drunk bearded fellows don't come often.

~Squeek