Joe Rogan explains life

[MalReynolds]

YOU DO NOT QUESTION ROGAN, HE KNOWS ALL.

Mold mold mold.

Succumb to the grid.

Mal

[purplepopcorn]

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you spelled 741|< wrong.

[talisman]

No you remember it like you would remember a dream... it just fades really rapidly.

PS I wikipedia-ized and apparently that pineal gland stuff is purely speculatory. As well as that it is produced during sleep or near-death experiences. Although it would make sense.

[MalReynolds]

Dare you question The Grid? You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

Mal

[TheGrid]

I know all. Do not question me.

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[Tasuke]

Mal's scaring me. And i hope mal can send me some of that stuff.

[Mindfields]

You get high every night.
Fascinating.
And we smuggle and deal MORE illegal shit why? So we can get blasted?
This is a NATURAL process [according to Joe Rogan, who I trust did very much research on this subject), you're not SUPPOSED to inhale smoke and you're not SUPPOSED to snort crystals up your nose.
You're SUPPOSED to go to sleep.
Just go to sleep, stop wasting your damn money on narcotics.
Now it's 10:30, I'm going to sleep.
This will be groooooooovy man...

[TheGrid]

When you go to sleep, you are part of The Grid, and The Grid feels your power.

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[BluE_MeaniE]

Thats insane. I have never listened to a more intelligent TV host. I like the mold part. I am one with the mold.

Whoa, whoa. Never listened to a more intelligent TV host? Whoa, whoa, whoa. It was hardly intelligent.

If no one remembers it how does it exist?

Huh? If something exists, it exists whether anyone knows about it or not.

[Tps222]

Joe Rogan just became even more awesome than he was on my scale.

[TheGrid]

Joe Rogan is 7/10 on The Grid's scale. He jumped up from 2/10 when brought about the existence of The Grid, a now sentient being.

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[scorpio1690]

So umm... Somethin weird happened, tonight I was watchin hockey like usual and I fall asleep and wake up who knows when later and crawl into bed where I had some messed up dream. I can only remember the end of it and it was so amazing. I was like... An overseer if you will, in this place. A beach paradise, only not. Like an amusement park and there were geysers which everyone was attracted to and they had green and orange flashing lights spiralling to the geysers and whenever the lights hit the center it would go off and I just sort of floated above it and I looked over and there was this like... Giant cove, if anyone's played Socom 2 it's like the at the seal spawn at the mountain that goes into the water. Beyond the archway of rock or whatever there was this huuuge waterfall, but I don't remember what was after the waterfall. Then I woke up....

Coincidence? I think not. THE GRID HAS GOT ME

[TheGrid]

The Grid enjoys your company. Your hands do not get sweaty when I hold them.

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[Spazzbite]

I, too, had a very, VERY strange dream last night after hearing this. I'm not sure if I was just hallucinating or actually dreaming, but it was pretty neat.

I was scrolling through songs on my mp3 player, and I looked up and everything was a dark-blue colour. I got up, turned on the lights, looked in the mirror, and I was blue too. I was fully aware that this part was not a dream, but I couldn't seem to find the source of the blue colour. After about 10 minutes I just accepted it and turned on Sufjan Stevens, and had an immediate burst of happiness. I sat up and started dancing to the music, which mostly consisted of waving my arms. This is the part where I think I slipped into a dream.

I laid back down on my pillow while still waving my arms, but they began to feel heavy, and everything slowly shifted into an underwater environment. Looking at my arms, I noticed they were taking on a yellow and orange colour, and the next thing I knew I was in a neon Scuba outfit. I began swimming, and I grabbed a yellow fish, but immediately threw it away from me when its face started.... transforming... I came out of the underwater part pretty fast and looked around, still seeing the blue everywhere, and then almost immediately slipped back underwater. At this point, I started seeing people I recognized in different places. Taylor, now in the form of a mermaid, swam to me, put her arm around me, and pointed down a certain tunnel. I swam down it, proceeding to look up to see Jasmyn floating in the water unconscious. After trying to swim to her, a whirlpool sucked me down and spit me out in an apple orchard. Here I saw Britanny, trying desperately to get an apple from a tree, but her short stature kept her from reaching one. I yanked an apple off the tree and handed it to her, and walked into a field of wheat. Night fell the minute I saw Mandy, and I pointed to the stars and asked her to get me one. She flew out of sight, then gently floated down to hand me a star. I held it to the green shirt I was wearing, and it became one with my shirt. She waved goodbye as I was greeted by Emma. The environment shifted again, this time to a hillside covered in flowers and vines. We slid down the hillside, but Emily caught my eye as she was standing off to the side. Grabbing a vine, I climbed up to where she was. She just stood there, waving to me with tears in her eyes, making no other motions. Out of nowhere, the ground under me collapsed, and I found myself enclosed in a tiny, gold pyramid with a blue orb in the center. I grabbed it, and pulled my head inside, and I could see my room, but I experienced a horrible headache, which went away the second I pulled the orb away. After enough experimenting, I pulled the orb over my entire body, and I was back in my room. I wrote everything down on a piece of paper as far as what my friends were doing(got quite a laugh out of trying to read it, sharpie on notebook paper), wrote "HEAVEN" at the top, and I'm not quite sure what the bottom is. There's 6 symbols drawn out, with "HAVENS" written to the right of it.

Pretty neat experience I'd say.

[Grandiagod]

I had a dream where I was getting shot by the Joker. It didn't hurt me at all, so I punched him in the face for a long time. This is not a joke, I actually had that dream.