PMS and sugar

[Bittabe-be]

I think all the girls out here should get this one- Have you ever noticed the extreme craving for sugar you get right before your period, especially when you're pmsing extreme?ANd there's nothing worse, than a sugar high pms machine. I made sure my ex boyfriend knew that. He found out the hard way though

[Diabolicus]

oooooooooooooooh so your a girl, well that explains a lot.
PMS and sugar is a barely legal combination.

[Bittabe-be]

You didn't know i was a girl!!! OMFG!!! you fuckin suuuuuuccccck!!!!!! Yes, hardly legal, we should all be locked up at that time, but it's a really good excuse to get out of stuff though...

[Diabolicus]

yeah and i dont suck.

[Bittabe-be]

no, you suck...always have...alwayas will...you can't escape!!!

[Diabolicus]

enough. please stop now, before i dislike you.

[Bittabe-be]

please don't dislike me. I am but a humble servant......can't cha tell i'm just playin wit cha?

[Diabolicus]

well i dont play that way.

[Bittabe-be]

you're pmsing huh?

[Diabolicus]

nope. two words : physically impossible.

[Bittabe-be]

maybe...i guess for guys you just call it........not feeling too well? Having a bad day? Itching balls annoying you? I don't know.... i'm not a guy, All i know is that i have a good excuse called P-M-S!!!

[Diabolicus]

guys dont get anything related to PMS, except girlfriends PMS inducing madness syndrome.

[Bittabe-be]

yeah, i guess so.....but maybe you guys do, you just don't realize it....i someitimes like to call it..."i'm feeling pissed of cuz i can dammit" syndrome.

[Diabolicus]

lol thats really funny i am gonna use that syndrome in a joke.

[Bittabe-be]

ok, i bet you've also had that before??? I know all guys had to have had it before, if not, you're not human.....