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i hate internets
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there's a much better joke, that when told goes for over 45 minutes... its all about the telling of it.. it has to do with monks and keys and the meaning of life, if any of you have heard it
Well, I don't have a problem waiting for you to type it up and read it.
UNLEASH THE DRAGON
Originally posted by mead1
My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.
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