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  • lord_carbo
    FFR Player
    • Dec 2004
    • 6222

    #16
    Re: RE: Re: RE: Jokes

    Originally posted by blahblah18
    oh yeah...
    Why is Helen Keller such a bad driver?
    (Because she's a woman)
    Oh my god.

    My cousin told me this joke.

    It's ownage.
    last.fm

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    • eternalaoshi
      FFR Player
      • Dec 2005
      • 2

      #17
      RE: Re: RE: Jokes

      why don't cookies make good friends?
      - because midjets named bob are cooler.
      A random one from eternalaoshi

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      • Tokzic
        FFR Player
        • May 2005
        • 6878

        #18
        RE: Re: RE: Jokes

        no

        Tokzic's Joke that's So Good it Has a Title

        {THIS IS A COMMENT TAG. THERE ARE MANY OF THESE PLACED THROUGHOUT THE JOKE FOR MAXIMUM ENJOYMENT FACTOR. READ THE NEXT LINE.}
        {THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE JOKE. PUT A BORED EXPRESSION ON YOUR FACE, AS THOUGH YOU ARE BEING ASKED A JOKE YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO HEAR.}
        i hate internets
        {AT THIS POINT, YOU ARE VERY INTO THE JOKE. THE FIRST HALF HAS PIQUED YOUR INTEREST, AND YOUR EXPRESSION SHOULD SHOW AS SUCH. YOU AWAIT THE PUNCHLINE AND KNOW IT IS COMING UP. PREPARE YOURSELF.}
        lol
        {THIS IS THE END OF THE JOKE. YOU MAY COMMENCE LAUGHTER.}

        Last edited by Tokzic: Today at 11:59 PM. Reason: wait what

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        • lord_carbo
          FFR Player
          • Dec 2004
          • 6222

          #19
          Re: RE: Re: RE: Jokes

          Originally posted by eternalaoshi
          why don't cookies make good friends?
          - because midjets named bob are cooler.
          A random one from eternalaoshi
          I've seen funnier jokes on the Neopets boards.

          And wow, Moogy, must I really read all of that? o_0 One part of me tells me to, the other says go play WC3. GAAAH, I'll read it on the weekend.
          last.fm

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          • emccky
            Banned
            • Apr 2004
            • 4811

            #20
            RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Jokes

            moogy's joke is awesome, it's a great read.

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            • jewpinthethird
              (The Fat's Sabobah)
              FFR Music Producer
              • Nov 2002
              • 11711

              #21
              RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Jokes

              Yeah, Mooy's joke was grand. Where did you get it from?

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              • lord_carbo
                FFR Player
                • Dec 2004
                • 6222

                #22
                Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Jokes

                Originally posted by jewpinthethird
                Yeah, Mooy's joke was grand. Where did you get it from?
                Put a paragraph of it in Google.

                Duh!
                last.fm

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                • Tokzic
                  FFR Player
                  • May 2005
                  • 6878

                  #23
                  RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Jokes

                  Its downfall is its lack of comment tags.

                  Last edited by Tokzic: Today at 11:59 PM. Reason: wait what

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                  • Anuj
                    FFR Player
                    • Nov 2003
                    • 5998

                    #24
                    RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Jokes

                    hahaha moogy is awesome, after i saw that it was more than 2 sentences, i scrolled down and i was like "Wtf..." and then i just read the last line =\


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                    • dancingmaniac3
                      FFR Player
                      • Nov 2003
                      • 1873

                      #25
                      Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Jokes

                      Originally posted by Anuj
                      hahaha moogy is awesome, after i saw that it was more than 2 sentences, i scrolled down and i was like "Wtf..." and then i just read the last line =\
                      lol me2

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                      • QreepyBORIS
                        FFR Player
                        • Feb 2003
                        • 7454

                        #26
                        RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Jokes

                        I've heard Moogy's joke told in person a couple years back. Pretty good stuff when they keep enoug detail.

                        Signature subject to change.

                        THE ZERRRRRG.

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                        • blahblah18
                          FFR Player
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 1662

                          #27
                          RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Jokes

                          there's a much better joke, that when told goes for over 45 minutes... its all about the telling of it.. it has to do with monks and keys and the meaning of life, if any of you have heard it
                          but for now... postCount++

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                          • Tonberry_Kid
                            FFR Player
                            • May 2005
                            • 3408

                            #28
                            RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Jokes

                            Well, I don't have a problem waiting for you to type it up and read it.
                            UNLEASH THE DRAGON
                            Originally posted by mead1
                            My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.

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                            • Bahamut-X
                              FFR Player
                              FFR Simfile Author
                              • Nov 2004
                              • 3399

                              #29
                              RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Jokes

                              I've posted these before, both stupid puns:

                              Q: How are McDonald's and Michael Jackson Alike?
                              A: They both stick their meat between 12 year old buns.

                              Q: How are K-Mart and MJ related?
                              A: They both have boys' clothing half-off.

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                              • Kenzya
                                FFR Player
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 3411

                                #30
                                RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Jokes

                                What do you call a pig who does karate?
                                A pork chop.

                                Refer to sig for another

                                One Time I Sucked Six in a Row (Locust Toybox Remix)
                                Write to me Stick Stickly p.o. box 963 New York City New York State 10108
                                I'm Still Alive

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