This was a good night. It started out like any other night, with booze and girls. Eventually we were bored and decided to hit the town.. Thus, the night in St. Louis started.
First we snuck into the Harry Potter movie and decided to be extremly rude during the whole flick. Jesus that movie had a lot of homosexual undertone between Harry and everyone. Eventually, the movie ended and we left. As we were driving a sign between two middle schools caught our eyes. So we had to document it for our studies. Note that my radio was blasting Static-X this whole time and I have a 1000 dollar system that can be heard from quite a distance. The mood was set.
We fled the scene and accidently wandered off into a handicapped child zone. Frightened by what that could mean for my vehicle and life I decided it was wise to try and blend in to save ourselves.
The plan obviously succeeded for I am here today to tell the tale. We did some further investigation of the neighboring villa and found a lone pumpkin. It wasn't Halloween anymore and I was getting salty so we deputized it.
We then drove away because some lady called the cops on us. Eventually we made it to another zone and found this statue.
Note that it's in my car there, yep. We thought for seconds what to do with it and the answer came to us. It was pretty obvious what had to be done. We needed to impale the pumpkin on the statue and put it in the middle of the road at 3 O'clock in the morning.
And then write "You're next" on it.
And then grab it in an obscene way.
The night came to a close when I saw my mommy.
Here's a picture of Ann Coulter too.
And the Golden Girls.
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First we snuck into the Harry Potter movie and decided to be extremly rude during the whole flick. Jesus that movie had a lot of homosexual undertone between Harry and everyone. Eventually, the movie ended and we left. As we were driving a sign between two middle schools caught our eyes. So we had to document it for our studies. Note that my radio was blasting Static-X this whole time and I have a 1000 dollar system that can be heard from quite a distance. The mood was set.
We fled the scene and accidently wandered off into a handicapped child zone. Frightened by what that could mean for my vehicle and life I decided it was wise to try and blend in to save ourselves.
The plan obviously succeeded for I am here today to tell the tale. We did some further investigation of the neighboring villa and found a lone pumpkin. It wasn't Halloween anymore and I was getting salty so we deputized it.
We then drove away because some lady called the cops on us. Eventually we made it to another zone and found this statue.
Note that it's in my car there, yep. We thought for seconds what to do with it and the answer came to us. It was pretty obvious what had to be done. We needed to impale the pumpkin on the statue and put it in the middle of the road at 3 O'clock in the morning.
And then write "You're next" on it.
And then grab it in an obscene way.
The night came to a close when I saw my mommy.
Here's a picture of Ann Coulter too.
And the Golden Girls.
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