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  • blahblah18
    FFR Player
    • Aug 2004
    • 1662

    #1

    Brilliant

    courtesy of espn

    GEOFFREY HUISH ... After Wales upset world rugby champion England, this 31-year-old Brit footballer fan made good on a boast (not even a bet, mind you) and cut off his testicles with a pair of wire cutters left behind from a toilet repair. "It took about 10 minutes and there was quite a bit of pain," he said. OK, as soon as my flop sweat stops I have three for this one: 1) Finally I understand my Grampa's rule about "measure twice and cut once"; 2) What a shame that this guy won't be able to procreate; 3) Please pass the giblets.
    but for now... postCount++

  • Tps222
    FFR Player
    • Nov 2004
    • 6168

    #2
    RE: Brilliant

    Ahh, the English, always so honorable, stick to their word.

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    • D_Magik
      FFR Veteran
      • Nov 2004
      • 96

      #3
      All I could really make out of that paragraph was that some guy cut his nuts off with a pair of wire cutters...

      1) WTF is flop sweat?

      2) By "please pass the giblets" are you implying that you want to eat his testicles?

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      • blahblah18
        FFR Player
        • Aug 2004
        • 1662

        #4
        I'm juts reporting on what ESPN reported.. and saying that a rugby player from wales beat england and since he said if he'd win that he'd cut off his balls... actually went and cut off his balls
        but for now... postCount++

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        • tnyhwk900
          FFR Player
          FFR Simfile Author
          • May 2003
          • 4106

          #5
          The guy made a bet that if Wales beat England, he'd cut off his testicles with a pair of wire cutters from a toilet repair. It happened, and he followed through with his bet.

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          • blahblah18
            FFR Player
            • Aug 2004
            • 1662

            #6
            as stated it wasn't even a bet.. just him goign around saying it..
            but for now... postCount++

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            • Tps222
              FFR Player
              • Nov 2004
              • 6168

              #7
              Well, that would qualify as a bet.

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              • D_Magik
                FFR Veteran
                • Nov 2004
                • 96

                #8
                Ok, the dudes an Idiot...or very honorable.... however you want to look at it.

                But still, what the hell is flop sweat?

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                • stretchypanda
                  shock me shock me
                  • Sep 2004
                  • 4123

                  #9
                  "Flop" = "Penis"?

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                  • QreepyBORIS
                    FFR Player
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 7454

                    #10
                    No, "flop sweat" was in Dilbert before. And it didn't make sense in that context.

                    Signature subject to change.

                    THE ZERRRRRG.

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