PROOF THAT FFR IS EVIL

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  • Laharl
    FFR Player
    • Sep 2003
    • 1821

    #16
    RE: Re: RE: PROOF THAT FFR IS EVIL

    Proof that girls are evil:

    Girls = time x money

    Time = money

    Therefore, girls = money x money, or money².

    Money = √Evil, so Money² = (√Evil)² = Evil.

    Therefore, Girls = Evil.
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    POINTLESSLY TAKING UP BANDWIDTH SINCE THE INCEPTION OF THE INTERNET

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    • Tokzic
      FFR Player
      • May 2005
      • 6878

      #17
      RE: Re: RE: PROOF THAT FFR IS EVIL

      **** THE PROOF THAT Tokzic IS EVIL ****


      T O K Z I C
      84 79 75 90 73 67 - as ASCII values
      3 7 3 9 1 4 - digits added
      \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_____/
      3 7 3 9 5 - digits added

      Thus, "Tokzic" is 37395.


      Add 0791 to it - this is the year IBM announced S/370, written backwards - you will get 38186.

      Subtract 1904, the year Oppenheimer, the man who created the atomic bomb, was born. The result will be 36282.

      Add 661 to it - this is the year Roman Empire was devastated by a plague, written backwards - you will get 36943.

      Turn the number backwards, subtract 1792 - the year guillotine was first used. The number is now 33171.

      Turn the number backwards, subtract 1926 - the year "Playboy" publisher, Hugh Hefner, was born. The number is now 15207.

      Write 1976 backwards. Translate it to octal - this will give you 15207. Thus, 15207 stands for 1976, the year George Harrison performed the lumberjack song with Monty Python - if you have seen it, you should understand.

      You get the picture. QED.

      Last edited by Tokzic: Today at 11:59 PM. Reason: wait what

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      • Tasselfoot
        Retired BOSS
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Jul 2003
        • 25185

        #18
        RE: Re: RE: PROOF THAT FFR IS EVIL

        **** THE PROOF THAT antidisestablishmentarianism IS EVIL ****

        A N T I D I S E S T A B L I S H M E N T A R I A N I S M
        65 78 84 73 68 73 83 69 83 84 65 66 76 73 83 72 77 69 78 84 65 82 73 65 78 73 83 77 - as ASCII values
        2 6 3 1 5 1 2 6 2 3 2 3 4 1 2 9 5 6 6 3 2 1 1 2 6 1 2 5 - digits added
        \_________________________/ \_________________________/ \_________________________/ \_________________________/
        2 3 6 9 - digits added

        Thus, "antidisestablishmentarianism" is 2369.


        Multiply it by 11, the symbol of judgment and disorder - the number is now 26059.

        Turn the number backwards, and add 64 - the year of the Great Fire of Rome. The number is now 95126.

        Divide the number by 002 - this is the symbol of greed, backwards. It gives 47563.

        Turn the number backwards, and add 166 - the year Roman Empire was devastated by a plague. The number is now 36740.

        Turn the number backwards, and add 1970 - the year IBM announced S/370. The number is now 6733.

        This, when read backwards, gives 3376. This is 1790 in octal, the year US patent system was established (eevil)...

        Evil, QED.
        RIP

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        • PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR
          Threat Emulation
          FFR Simfile Author
          • May 2004
          • 5184

          #19
          RE: Re: RE: PROOF THAT FFR IS EVIL

          **** THE PROOF THAT psychozerosk8er IS EVIL ****

          P S Y C H O Z E R O S K E R
          16 19 25 3 8 15 26 5 18 15 19 11 5 18 - as numbers
          7 1 7 3 8 6 8 5 9 6 1 2 5 9 - digits added
          \_________/ \_________/ \_________/ \_________/ \_____/
          6 8 4 9 5 - digits added

          Thus, "psychozerosk8er" is 68495.


          Add 7591 to it - this is the year DEC was founded, written backwards - you will get 76086.

          Turn the number backwards, subtract 1930 - the year synthetic rubber was first produced, endangering the concept of intercourse for the purpose of procreation. The number is now 66137.

          Add 1591 to it - this is the year the Rosenbergs were sentenced to death for spying by the US, written backwards - you will get 67728.

          Subtract 1968, the year Martin Luther King was shot to death. The result will be 65760.

          Turn the number backwards, subtract 23 - the symbol of death. The number is now 6733.

          This, when read backwards, gives 3376. This is 1790 in octal, the year US patent system was established (eevil)...

          Evil, QED.

          Originally posted by Lightdarkness
          I'm light f**king darkness

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          • Kilgamayan
            Super Scooter Happy
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Feb 2003
            • 6583

            #20
            **** THE PROOF THAT Moogy IS EVIL ****

















































            What? You need proof?
            I watched clouds awobbly from the floor o' that kayak. Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.

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            • JurseyRider734
              lil j the bad b-word
              • Aug 2003
              • 7506

              #21
              **** THE PROOF THAT penumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis IS EVIL ****

              FATAL: too many characters.




              =(
              Originally posted by Arch0wl
              I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

              Originally posted by Afrobean
              Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
              the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
              Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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              • Laharl
                FFR Player
                • Sep 2003
                • 1821

                #22
                Originally posted by JurseyRider734
                FATAL: too many characters.
                What other proof do you need?
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                POINTLESSLY TAKING UP BANDWIDTH SINCE THE INCEPTION OF THE INTERNET

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                • vashthestampede0987
                  FFR Player
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 2997

                  #23
                  RE: Re: RE: PROOF THAT FFR IS EVIL

                  **** THE PROOF THAT vashthtestampede0987 IS EVIL ****


                  V A S H T H T E S T A M P E D E
                  22 1 19 8 20 8 20 5 19 20 1 13 16 5 4 5 - as numbers
                  4 1 1 8 2 8 2 5 1 2 1 4 7 5 4 5 - digits added
                  \_____________/ \_____________/ \_____________/ \_____________/
                  5 8 8 3 - digits added

                  Thus, "vashthtestampede0987" is 5883.


                  Subtract 69, the symbol of perversion and pleasue in sin. The result will be 5814.

                  Subtract 4391 from the number - this is the year Shirley Temple starred in her first movie, written backwards. It gives 1423.

                  Multiply the number by 006 - this is the symbol of war, from right to left. It gives 8538.

                  Turn the number backwards, and add 1968 - the year Martin Luther King was shot to death. The number is now 10326.

                  Subtract 1986, the year a postman in Okhlahoma gone postal, killing 14. The result will be 8340.

                  This number, when read backwards, gives 0438. This, written in octal, gives 666 - the number of the Beast.

                  Enough said - QED.

                  **** THE PROOF THAT Vash IS EVIL ****


                  V A S H
                  86 65 83 72 - as ASCII values
                  5 2 2 9 - digits added
                  \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/
                  5 2 2 9 - digits added

                  Thus, "Vash" is 5229.


                  Turn the number backwards, divide by 25 - the symbol of approval for the sin. The number is now 369.

                  Add 1945, the year Hitler faked his suicide - the result is 2314.

                  Turn the number backwards, and add 1927 - the year Fidel Castro was born. The number is now 6059.

                  Add 911, the date of WTC attacks - the result is 6970.

                  Turn the number backwards, and add 38 - the symbol of slavery. The number is now 834.

                  This number, when read backwards, gives 438. This, written in octal, gives 666 - the number of the Beast.

                  Enough said - QED.
                  Omega owes me [1] omega favor
                  I am God of Hot Pockets, fear my fillings for they may be hot.


                  Originally posted by Synthlight
                  I hate myself.

                  Cheers,

                  Synthlight
                  xxpla tonic love: GIVE IT TO ME
                  xxpla tonic love: ****ing give it to me

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                  • dontcareaboutmyid
                    FFR Player
                    • May 2003
                    • 2103

                    #24
                    **** THE PROOF THAT Creating Threads about EvilFinder IS EVIL ****


                    C R E A T I N G T H R E A D S A B O U T E V I L F I N D E R
                    67 82 69 65 84 73 78 71 84 72 82 69 65 68 83 65 66 79 85 84 69 86 73 76 70 73 78 68 69 82 - as ASCII values
                    4 1 6 2 3 1 6 8 3 9 1 6 2 5 2 2 3 7 4 3 6 5 1 4 7 1 6 5 6 1 - digits added
                    \_________________________/ \_________________________/ \_________________________/ \_________________________/ \_____/
                    5 7 9 2 7 - digits added

                    Thus, "Creating Threads about EvilFinder" is 57927.


                    Add 46 to it - this is the year of the Great Fire of Rome, written backwards - you will get 57973.

                    Add 1986, the year a postman in Okhlahoma gone postal, killing 14 - the result is 59959.

                    Subtract 1934, the year first laundromat opened in Texas, giving birth to darkest, twisted urban fears. The result will be 58025.

                    Subtract 1875, the year first newspaper cartoon strip was published. The result will be 56150.

                    Turn the number backwards, subtract 1789 - the year of French Revolution, a bloody farce engineered by the Illuminati. The number is now 3376.

                    This number, read as octal, gives 1790 - the year US patent system was established (eevil).

                    This is truly evil. QED.
                    Theory of Quantum Fetish Mechanics

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                    • iggymatrixcounter
                      FFR Veteran
                      • Nov 2003
                      • 1924

                      #25
                      Originally posted by Kilgamayan
                      **** THE PROOF THAT Moogy IS EVIL ****





                      What? You need proof?
                      OMG lol (slightly modified quote to save space)
                      lastfm
                      PANDORA

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                      • hiphopper
                        FFR Player
                        • Mar 2005
                        • 6

                        #26
                        **** THE PROOF THAT evilfinder IS EVIL ****


                        E V I L F I N D E R
                        5 22 9 12 6 9 14 4 5 18 - as numbers
                        5 4 9 3 6 9 5 4 5 9 - digits added
                        \_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_____/
                        9 3 6 9 5 - digits added

                        Thus, "evilfinder" is 93695.


                        Add 1351 to it - this is the year Richard Roose was conveniently boiled to death for trying to poison an archbishop, written backwards - you will get 95046.

                        Divide the number by 002 - this is the symbol of greed, backwards. It gives 47523.

                        Divide the number by 93 - this is the symbol of disease, backwards. It gives 511.

                        Multiply it by 17, the symbol of domination - the number is now 8687.

                        Subtract 1954, the year Elvis recorded his debut single, putting the end to all morality and good taste. The result will be 6733.

                        This, when read backwards, gives 3376. This is 1790 in octal, the year US patent system was established (eevil)...

                        Evil, QED.

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                        • ad0gg
                          FFR Player
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 989

                          #27
                          **** THE PROOF THAT good IS EVIL ****

                          G O O D
                          7 15 15 4 - as numbers
                          7 6 6 4 - digits added
                          \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/
                          7 6 6 4 - digits added

                          Thus, "good" is 7664.


                          Divide the number by 002 - this is the symbol of greed, backwards. It gives 3832.

                          Turn the number backwards, and add 1951 - the year the Rosenbergs were sentenced to death for spying by the US. The number is now 4334.

                          Add 166, the year Roman Empire was devastated by a plague - the result is 4500.

                          Add 1964, the year Beatles with "Can't buy me love" topped the charts in a very mysterious way - the result is 6464.

                          Add 1876, the year first crematorium in the United States opened - the result is 8340.

                          This number, when read backwards, gives 0438. This, written in octal, gives 666 - the number of the Beast.

                          Enough said - QED.

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                          • vashthestampede0987
                            FFR Player
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 2997

                            #28
                            **** THE PROOF THAT Premenstural Silicon bra cock IS EVIL ****


                            P R E M E N S T U R A L S I L I C O N B R A C O C K
                            16 18 5 13 5 14 19 20 21 18 1 12 19 9 12 9 3 15 14 2 18 1 3 15 3 11 - as numbers
                            7 9 5 4 5 5 1 2 3 9 1 3 1 9 3 9 3 6 5 2 9 1 3 6 3 2 - digits added
                            \_____________________/ \_____________________/ \_____________________/ \_____________________/ \_____/
                            8 1 4 8 5 - digits added

                            Thus, "Premenstural Silicon bra cock" is 81485.


                            Add 911, the date of WTC attacks - the result is 82396.

                            Add 111, the only triplet that can ever be prime - the result is 82507.

                            Add 6391 to it - this is the year Bruno Hauptmann, baby killer, was executed, written backwards - you will get 88898.

                            Turn the number backwards, and add 1954 - the year when first FORTRAN computer program was executed. The number is now 91842.

                            Turn the number backwards, subtract 1609 - the year Gallileo, inspired by the Satan himself, came up with his ridiculous theory. The number is now 23210.

                            This, when read backwards, gives 01232. This is 666 in octal, the number of the Beast...

                            Evil, QED.
                            Omega owes me [1] omega favor
                            I am God of Hot Pockets, fear my fillings for they may be hot.


                            Originally posted by Synthlight
                            I hate myself.

                            Cheers,

                            Synthlight
                            xxpla tonic love: GIVE IT TO ME
                            xxpla tonic love: ****ing give it to me

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                            • Yanah_God
                              Banned
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 1330

                              #29
                              **** THE PROOF THAT all that is good and holy in the world IS EVIL ****

                              A L L T H A T I S G O O D A N D H O L Y I N T H E W O R L D
                              1 12 12 20 8 1 20 9 19 7 15 15 4 1 14 4 8 15 12 25 9 14 20 8 5 23 15 18 12 4 - as numbers
                              1 3 3 2 8 1 2 9 1 7 6 6 4 1 5 4 8 6 3 7 9 5 2 8 5 5 6 9 3 4 - digits added
                              \_________________________/ \_________________________/ \_________________________/ \_________________________/ \_____/
                              2 7 6 4 7 - digits added

                              Thus, "all that is good and holy in the world" is 27647.


                              Add 4691 to it - this is the year Beatles with "Can't buy me love" topped the charts in a very mysterious way, written backwards - you will get 32338.

                              Subtract 7, the sacred number of Illuminati. The result will be 32331.

                              Turn the number backwards, subtract 1899 - the year "Scrabble" was invented to promote violence and anger. The number is now 11424.

                              Divide by 17, the symbol of domination - the result is 672.

                              Subtract 006 from the number - this is the symbol of war, written backwards. It gives 666.

                              The number 666 is the number of the Beast.

                              This clearly proves how evil the subject is. QED.

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                              • eaglefan101
                                FFR Player
                                • Jun 2005
                                • 16

                                #30
                                **** THE PROOF THAT eaglefan101 IS EVIL ****


                                E A G L E F A N
                                69 65 71 76 69 70 65 78 - as ASCII values
                                6 2 8 4 6 7 2 6 - digits added
                                \_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_____/
                                8 3 4 8 - digits added

                                Thus, "eaglefan101" is 8348.


                                Subtract 2191 from the number - this is the year Titanic went for its first and last voyage, written backwards. It gives 6157.

                                Turn the number backwards, subtract 1939 - the year WW II started. The number is now 5577.

                                Turn the number backwards, divide by 11 - the symbol of judgment and disorder. The number is now 705.

                                Turn the number backwards, and add 1776 - the year masonry founded Phi Beta Kappa. The number is now 2283.

                                Add 38, the symbol of slavery - the result is 2321.

                                This, when read backwards, gives 1232. This is 666 in octal, the number of the Beast...

                                Evil, QED.

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