Yes, another story of pain and stuffering on a forum.
But, here goes.
Everynight, I jump off my computer chair, over this small wooden wall at the end of the bed (You know, how some beds have them at the ends of them[Sometime's they're metal]), and into my lovely tempurpedic matress. Well, last night I had a painfull experince with it.
So, it's late last night and I'm about to go to bed. I leap up off my chair, but unlike the other times, the chair slips from under me as I jump off of it. I still manage to make some air, but... Not enough. I get right over the top of the wooden wall of my bed, and I land, right on my family jewels. Oh yeah, did I mention the fact that I don't wear shorts to bed? Can you say "Nutcracker?"
To make matters worse, as soon as I land, I start slipping downward, because the wooden wall on my bed looks like a semi-circle, not to mention the undeniable fact that it ends at a bedpost. So, I start to slide down and slam my head on the bed post. I sort of "Roll" off the wall and off my bed, straight down the gap between the top bunk and floor. I slammed flat on my back, creating a "THUD" that could wake Satan. Strangely, no one in my house woke up... So I lay there, tearing with pain. I couldn't get up at all, so I just slept there till morning.
So yeah
TEH EVEIL WALL:
But, here goes.
Everynight, I jump off my computer chair, over this small wooden wall at the end of the bed (You know, how some beds have them at the ends of them[Sometime's they're metal]), and into my lovely tempurpedic matress. Well, last night I had a painfull experince with it.
So, it's late last night and I'm about to go to bed. I leap up off my chair, but unlike the other times, the chair slips from under me as I jump off of it. I still manage to make some air, but... Not enough. I get right over the top of the wooden wall of my bed, and I land, right on my family jewels. Oh yeah, did I mention the fact that I don't wear shorts to bed? Can you say "Nutcracker?"
To make matters worse, as soon as I land, I start slipping downward, because the wooden wall on my bed looks like a semi-circle, not to mention the undeniable fact that it ends at a bedpost. So, I start to slide down and slam my head on the bed post. I sort of "Roll" off the wall and off my bed, straight down the gap between the top bunk and floor. I slammed flat on my back, creating a "THUD" that could wake Satan. Strangely, no one in my house woke up... So I lay there, tearing with pain. I couldn't get up at all, so I just slept there till morning.
So yeah
TEH EVEIL WALL:
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