Oh God, Google, Stop it already!

[justaguy]

y'all need to get out more rofl

[jewpinthethird]

I want to work for Google. =(

Good luck...you have to be damn near genius to work there.

Thanks. I pride myself with knowing more about computers than 99% of this site (Only Anti and perhaps the coders, maybe some random guys that never post know more than me). Besides, I wasn't named Mr. Professor by my grade for nothing.

If this post came off as arrogant I didn't mean for it to =\

You have to know more than just how to work with computers to get a job with Google. I literally mean, you have to be damn near genius to get a job with Google. http://www.google.com/jobs/index.html I saw a special on 60 minutes about Google and the job application process, etc. You have to be the kind of person who finds Calculus, and Trigonometry fun as well as an excellent programmer.

If Google and wikipedia teamed up...they honestly would rule over the internet. It would be such a grand day.

[tnyhwk900]

I saw the special too, Jewp. You have to remember that I'm only fourteen, and I was relating with a lot of the things they said. I realize I probably won't work at Google (mostly because it probably won't exist in its current form a decade from now ;p), but I would like to pursue a similar career.

[jewpinthethird]

I saw the special too, Jewp. You have to remember that I'm only fourteen, and I was relating with a lot of the things they said. I realize I probably won't work at Google (mostly because it probably won't exist in its current form a decade from now ;p), but I would like to pursue a similar career.

A decade from now Google will be located on the Moon and own the Sun. They will impliment the "Sun Tax" upon all human beings and apes and dolphins with jobs. The money collected from the Sun Tax will fund the humanitarian effort "Free Hamburger Thursdays" to help fight world hunger...but only on Thursdays.

[evilbutterfly]

Nobody really owns the moon, right? Google could send a ship up and claim it for their own, really. Who would stop them?

[justaguy]

I saw the special too, Jewp. You have to remember that I'm only fourteen, and I was relating with a lot of the things they said. I realize I probably won't work at Google (mostly because it probably won't exist in its current form a decade from now ;p), but I would like to pursue a similar career.

what people do these days for e-respect rofl. your views will change, being a computer nerd isn't what it's cracked up to be.

[Spyk]

Google owns everything, already. Even if they don't own it, they have such a heavy influence that they could get away with pretty much anything they wanted. They essentially own the internet, and to own the internet is to own society.

On another note, that's the creepiest thing they've done yet.

[jewpinthethird]

Nobody really owns the moon, right? Google could send a ship up and claim it for their own, really. Who would stop them?

Well, I think a bunch of people would make a big fuse over it...but eventually they'd get tired of bickering and give up.

[evilbutterfly]

They probably wouldn't fuss. They'd probably roll their eyes and be like "puh-lease, as if they're gonna do anything with that giant rock." Then suddenly they turn it into the Death Star and hold us hostage. That crazy Google!

[blahblah18]

Google has a hardon for our school. They take like more then 60 %ish of all our CS majors, and offer better deals then Microsoft or other companies ever do. they're really damn amazing.. maybe I will work for them

[ToshX]

Google is run by the government.

Look at it:

G-mail.
Government-Mail.
Government-Male.
G-Man.

Mal

It's the other way around, the government is run by Google.
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y'all need to get out more rofl

I thought you we're aperson when you said that. If aperson said that, I would put his name in big bold caps and put it in my sig.

[lightdarkness]

Google has a hardon for our school. They take like more then 60 %ish of all our CS majors, and offer better deals then Microsoft or other companies ever do. they're really damn amazing.. maybe I will work for them

I took a look at their benefits, it's just crazy. I'm sure the atmosphere at google is amazing, it's just the smartness you need to get in :'(

[chillywilly]

What if they lazor teh people?

[Mindfields]

Re: RE: Oh God, Google, Stop it already!

Google:
"We Want To Know Everything"

So THAT's why my AV protection is picking so much SillyDL...

[deltro300111]

Re: RE: Oh God, Google, Stop it already!

Everyone at Google has way too much time and money on their hands.

Welcome to the world of a college running anything.