What the hell is project dolphin

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

Yeah this thread is pretty self explanitory

[lightdarkness]

Go to my thread in the FFR General Chat, it will explain it all!

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

Still doesnt explain it...is it downloadable?

[jewpinthethird]

Project Dolphin is a enviromentalist project to stop tuna companies from killing dolphins. See, the dolphins get caught in the fishing net, and when they are brought aboard the ship the captain says "I HATE DOPHLINS. HURRY UP AND EVOLVE STUPID FISH!" and then they shoot the dolphin for fun and make costumes out of its bones and dance around.

I forgot to mention that the captain was a bad guy on flipper. And he was about to get away when Flipper tied his boat to the docks....and the captain feel off some how and they all lived happily ever after....except for the Captain and the dolphins and stuff.....and then the cast all drowned when their boat sank....well, the important thing is that I am happy.

Or, JUST GO TO THE FREAKIN WEBSITE BEAN.

[scorpio1690]

That looks funny but I'm to lazy to read it. Ok, I'll make it so simple that even you can understand ok bean? It's a thing where yuo sign up and then install, it counts how many times you press a key on your keyboard and then sends it to the site at certain times or if you press Pulse! after right clicking on the icon in your task bar. And basically it counts those numbers and then ranks you on the millions of users with the number of keys you've pushed. Now, if you're in a team you not only get a number for you, but it also adds your count to your teams total count and therefore ranks your team higher and higher, you see, by typing all this I'm benefitting me and also my team (Flash Flash Revolution, sign up to it, install it and then join the team.)

EDIT: I'm not sure, but if you put in what country you're from does that also count towards your country's count?

[Diabolicus]

That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard.... seriously though. Why!?!

[scorpio1690]

Well, it is pretty fuggin stupid, but it makes yuo feel good for every person you pass, because they are inferior to you and aren't as high as you. Therefore making them weak in self esteem and easier to manipulate. And so in the end, you own a giant army of low self esteemed teenagers who will attack people by throwing crappy playstation games and hitting people with keyboards. Hence, world domination.

[SlankyDaManky]

Twas' the codename for the gamec00b you boner trap.

[scorpio1690]

Ya, we weren't talking about that dumbass, read the fucking posts assface.

[Diabolicus]

Scorpio.... so true... lol anyways i am thinking about joining in on this madness.

[scorpio1690]

It's fun lol. Once my next pulse goes in which is in eight minutes I'll have 16,000+ keystrokes. If I hadn't just learned about it today I'd be up like, all night typing lol. But I have school tomorrow :'( and probably have to go to bed at "night" and wake up in the "day". All this confusing talk about no more summer, don't like it.

[Diabolicus]

My summer has been over for a while now so I am used to this "night" and "day" stuff.

[ultima301]

I feel your pain scorp, I myself am half nocturnal, I live for the night...ARGHHH SCHOOLLLL NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[Diabolicus]

School!!!! Ack it burns....

[SlankyDaManky]

That looks funny but i'm to lazy to read it.

Ya, we weren't talking about that dumbass, read the fucking posts assface.

A little contradictory are we?