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  • zajac
    aka uAnimals
    FFR Music Producer
    • Aug 2003
    • 4050

    #1

    And Today Is!?

    My 18th B-Day. Joy.
    Originally posted by Spec & Aperson
    We Rate You: Cool Motherfucer. 9/10
  • Tasuke
    FFR Player
    • Oct 2003
    • 1671

    #2
    RE: And Today Is!?

    Haspy Birsday. now go out and get laid. I'ts actually legal now.

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    • lightdarkness
      Summer!!
      • Jul 2003
      • 11308

      #3
      RE: And Today Is!?

      w0000000000t

      Congrats on living this long!

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      • talisman
        Resident Penguin
        FFR Simfile Author
        • May 2003
        • 4598

        #4
        RE: And Today Is!?

        Tasuke... sex is legal at any age dude. Now he CAN'T have sex with like, 15 year olds.

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        • QreepyBORIS
          FFR Player
          • Feb 2003
          • 7454

          #5
          RE: And Today Is!?

          I think there is an age-gap law that lets him have sex with 15-year olds, after all. I am probably wrong, though. In any case, that would make you a bad person, zajac.

          Happy birthday. Have a fun one!

          Signature subject to change.

          THE ZERRRRRG.

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          • aperson
            FFR Hall of Fame
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Jul 2003
            • 3431

            #6
            Re: RE: And Today Is!?

            Originally posted by QreepyBORIS
            I think there is an age-gap law that lets him have sex with 15-year olds, after all. I am probably wrong, though. In any case, that would make you a bad person, zajac.

            Happy birthday. Have a fun one!
            Age / 2 + 7


            18 / 2 + 7 = 16.

            He can't tap 15 year old ass.

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            • QreepyBORIS
              FFR Player
              • Feb 2003
              • 7454

              #7
              RE: Re: RE: And Today Is!?

              Ah. I thought it was a 4-year gap law when it came to adult-kid relationships, but evidently not.

              Signature subject to change.

              THE ZERRRRRG.

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              • JurseyRider734
                lil j the bad b-word
                • Aug 2003
                • 7506

                #8
                RE: Re: RE: And Today Is!?

                Happy Birthday, gayjac.
                Originally posted by Arch0wl
                I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

                Originally posted by Afrobean
                Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
                the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
                Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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                • BluE_MeaniE
                  FFR Player
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 796

                  #9
                  RE: Re: RE: And Today Is!?

                  Originally posted by QreepyBORIS
                  Ah. I thought it was a 4-year gap law when it came to adult-kid relationships, but evidently not.
                  Those kinds of things are state law. So it varies.
                  Originally posted by Henri Poincaré
                  The scientist does not study nature because it is useful to do so. He studies it because he takes pleasure in it, and he takes pleasure in it because it is beautiful.

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                  • kitkatjessika
                    FFR Player
                    • Mar 2005
                    • 59

                    #10
                    RE: Re: RE: And Today Is!?

                    My 16th birthday is friday. Then sex with my bf wll be legal. Not that it really matters..
                    It\'s not a kitty anymore.

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                    • QreepyBORIS
                      FFR Player
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 7454

                      #11
                      RE: Re: RE: And Today Is!?

                      Aren't conjugal visits allowed in low-security prisons?

                      </office space>

                      Signature subject to change.

                      THE ZERRRRRG.

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                      • jewpinthethird
                        (The Fat's Sabobah)
                        FFR Music Producer
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 11711

                        #12
                        RE: Re: RE: And Today Is!?

                        Buy some cigarettes...it'll make you look cool.

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                        • kitkatjessika
                          FFR Player
                          • Mar 2005
                          • 59

                          #13
                          Re: RE: Re: RE: And Today Is!?

                          Originally posted by QreepyBORIS
                          Aren't conjugal visits allowed in low-security prisons?

                          </office space>
                          I'm not even sure I would want to visit, I'm thinking that would just make it more difficult. Besides, what am I going to say to my mom. "Hey mom, I'll be back in a few hours, I'm going to go visit my boyfriend in prison."
                          It\'s not a kitty anymore.

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                          • Tasuke
                            FFR Player
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 1671

                            #14
                            RE: Re: RE: And Today Is!?

                            A cigar that really is just a cigar... Or is it?
                            just go buy porn, lots, and lots of porn.
                            Then go around and buy more porn and never use it.
                            then sell it on eBay for millions when you are all old and stuff.

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                            • alainbryden
                              Seen your member
                              FFR Simfile Author
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 2873

                              #15
                              RE: Re: RE: And Today Is!?

                              Now you can show your penis on cam. I'm so happy.
                              ~NEIGH

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