Successful Video Game Relationships

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  • hEaLiNgViSiOnAnGeLicMiX
    FFR Player
    • Dec 2003
    • 1663

    #16
    RE: Re: RE: Successful Video Game Relationships

    I find it funny how guys find "CHICKS + VIDEO GAMES = HOLY SHIT TURN ON". Oh well uhh let's see... second last boyfriend... taught me to play DDR... last boyfriend... met me through ddr (but turned out to be a suicidal freak, I hoep he dies. ugh...) and current boyfriend just happens to play DDR.... this is seriously messed up.
    Ananana: Girls are so complicated. That\'s why I\'m not a lesbian.
    Anuj: Marry me Karen XD
    Anuj: omfg somebody suck my wee wee >.<

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    • Chromer
      Hookers and Blow
      • Jul 2003
      • 4981

      #17
      Re: RE: Re: RE: Successful Video Game Relationships

      Originally posted by Spazzbite
      I had my buttocks sensually massaged while playing R2. I'd have to say that counts.
      I'm hoping the person doing the massaging was a girl. O_o;;

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      • The_Q
        FFR Player
        • May 2004
        • 4391

        #18
        RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Successful Video Game Relationships

        I'm hoping the person doing the massaging was a girl. O_o;;
        My buttocks are frequently massaged by guys. My friends are weird like that.

        We're not gay, dammit!

        Q

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        • hEaLiNgViSiOnAnGeLicMiX
          FFR Player
          • Dec 2003
          • 1663

          #19
          RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Successful Video Game Relationships

          Originally posted by The_Q
          My buttocks are frequently massaged by guys.
          Mine too. XD
          Ananana: Girls are so complicated. That\'s why I\'m not a lesbian.
          Anuj: Marry me Karen XD
          Anuj: omfg somebody suck my wee wee >.<

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          • Spazzbite
            FFR Simfile Author
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Jan 2003
            • 2181

            #20
            Re: RE: Re: RE: Successful Video Game Relationships

            Originally posted by Chromer
            Originally posted by Spazzbite
            I had my buttocks sensually massaged while playing R2. I'd have to say that counts.
            I'm hoping the person doing the massaging was a girl. O_o;;
            Girlfriend, actually.

            Originally posted by Quicker
            shades don't break unless you break them.

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            • Mindfields
              Banned
              • Dec 2004
              • 1566

              #21
              Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Successful Video Game Relationships

              Originally posted by The_Q
              I'm hoping the person doing the massaging was a girl. O_o;;
              My buttocks are frequently massaged by guys. My friends are weird like that.

              We're not #$*, dammit!

              Q
              Reminds me of a guy at my school
              We've grown so used to his feeling on us instead of girls that we hardly notice. Until he forces our head into his chest. ("Ahh! My pen!"<--think about it, you'll get it). I need to go to sleep. Big test tomorrow. Really big.

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              • The_Q
                FFR Player
                • May 2004
                • 4391

                #22
                RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Successful Video Game Relationsh

                TAKS test is nothing. Live with it you wuss.

                And enjoy your gay jokes. I know I do. My friend, the one who introduced me to FFR but quit quite suddenly (because he still has a life. Lu53r) does the best gay hooker impression I've ever seen. It's almost scary.

                Q

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                • Tantric
                  FFR Player
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 426

                  #23
                  RE: Re: RE: Successful Video Game Relationships

                  umm...me and my girl cybered kinda once....and she like to play halo with me ever once in a while...does that count?

                  "I'd burn alive to keep you warm"

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                  • Rairaku
                    FFR Player
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 208

                    #24
                    RE: Re: RE: Successful Video Game Relationships

                    Pile of crap> Cybering> having to listen to Izzi
                    "That last post was like a flashbang grenade packed with concentrated stupid." -Coolhand, LUEser

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                    • suicidalmuskrat
                      FFR Player
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 739

                      #25
                      RE: Re: RE: Successful Video Game Relationships

                      gotta keep the boards PG-13...but strip Super Monkey Ball (target flight mode, or w/e it is), is one i think i can mention without crossing any lines...oh, and i've gotten oral sex while playing super mario brothers 3
                      I'll trade you this delicious doorstop for your crummy old danish.
                      Done, and done.

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                      • trillobyite
                        FFR Player
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 310

                        #26
                        I made out with my girlfriend while we were both hiding within the palace of Nepal, a country of Buddhists in the Himalayas. The city was besieged by Maoist (Communist) rebels and while the armies were fighting, we managed to sneak into the bedchamber and made out. This is a true story, I triple guarentee you.
                        Every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilizations, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every hopeful child, every mother and father, every inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every superstar, every supreme leader, every saint and sinner in the history of our species, lives here on a mote of dust, suspended in a sunbeam.
                        http://obs.nineplanets.org/psc/pbd.html

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                        • suicidalmuskrat
                          FFR Player
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 739

                          #27
                          Originally posted by trillobyite
                          I made out with my girlfriend while we were both hiding within the palace of Nepal, a country of Buddhists in the Himalayas. The city was besieged by Maoist (Communist) rebels and while the armies were fighting, we managed to sneak into the bedchamber and made out. This is a true story, I triple guarentee you.
                          what does that have to do with video games? NOTHING.
                          I'll trade you this delicious doorstop for your crummy old danish.
                          Done, and done.

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                          • jazzmosis
                            FFR Player
                            • Sep 2003
                            • 521

                            #28
                            Congrats Fish.

                            But that story isn't so much impressive as it is sad. Why didn't you just pause the game?

                            Originally posted by JurseyRider734
                            <3 Jazzoo.

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                            • Rairaku
                              FFR Player
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 208

                              #29
                              Because making out with his girlfriend while playing caused him to gain a 3 minute speed boost.

                              Duh.

                              here's the math:

                              Fish + F-Zero + Girlfriend + 16 hour drum solo to the power of cheese + makeout session = 3 minute speed boost squared = diamond cup winnar
                              "That last post was like a flashbang grenade packed with concentrated stupid." -Coolhand, LUEser

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                              • zajac
                                aka uAnimals
                                FFR Music Producer
                                • Aug 2003
                                • 4050

                                #30
                                Aherm... My story...

                                I was playing stepmania on my PC and my g/f was laying on my bed and watching the TV then started watching me play SM... After a while she said, "You sure are pretty fast!" and I reply, "And only one handed... My fingers gotta move fast..." then she said, "Why not put those fast fingers to better use?" which then after getting a C on Halloween, she pulled me onto my bed, and yeah... Makeout session with SM jukebox mode in the background...

                                Nothing CRAZY happened, as much as Zildjian would love to hear that something CRAZY did happen... But yeah... That's my story...
                                Originally posted by Spec & Aperson
                                We Rate You: Cool Motherfucer. 9/10

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