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  • Kamoa_Han_Senzui
    FFR Player
    • Nov 2003
    • 1607

    #1

    Liver chopped in half...

    Well, I have a friend who lives in Denver. Her name is Whitney, and she has a friend named Steve. Her friend Steve is a hardcore hockey lover, and has been playing all his life.

    Knowing the title to this topic, you should get the hint of what's going to happen.

    My friend Whitney told me over AIM just 10 minutes ago that one of her best friends was in a hockey game when he got severely injured.

    A different player was coming up to check Steve, and jabbed him with the hockey stick. This punctured Steve and it went right through to his liver, cutting it in half.

    He could have died instantly, but he didn't. What a miracle. He is now going to be staying in the hospital for 3+ months.


    Wow.
    I left the forums, but if you want to talk to me, hit me up on AIM

    SN = SickCatBodySpray
  • Moogy
    嗚呼
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Aug 2003
    • 10303

    #2
    RE: Liver chopped in half...

    Uh.
    Plz visit my blog

    ^^^ vintage signature from like 2006 preserved

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    • Snapps
      NO DOUBT GET LOUD
      FFR Simfile Author
      • Sep 2003
      • 5650

      #3
      RE: Liver chopped in half...

      The only thing I can say is:

      O:

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      • Kamoa_Han_Senzui
        FFR Player
        • Nov 2003
        • 1607

        #4
        RE: Liver chopped in half...

        Yeah, poor liver.
        I left the forums, but if you want to talk to me, hit me up on AIM

        SN = SickCatBodySpray

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        • Rebirth0
          FFR Originalbro
          FFR Simfile Author
          • Jun 2003
          • 8751

          #5
          RE: Liver chopped in half...

          Wow +

          That sucks.

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          • tnyhwk900
            FFR Player
            FFR Simfile Author
            • May 2003
            • 4106

            #6
            RE: Liver chopped in half...

            Ugh...


            >_< ugh

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            • Tasuke
              FFR Player
              • Oct 2003
              • 1671

              #7
              RE: Liver chopped in half...

              That is just incredible that he didn't die instatly.
              Jeez... What can you really say about something like that?

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              • Kilgamayan
                Super Scooter Happy
                FFR Simfile Author
                • Feb 2003
                • 6583

                #8
                RE: Liver chopped in half...

                Wow.

                The first thing I thought of posting was "What is he, chopped liver?"

                I am SO going to hell.

                Sorry for your friend. =\
                I watched clouds awobbly from the floor o' that kayak. Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.

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                • ckj846
                  FFR Player
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 2437

                  #9
                  Re: RE: Liver chopped in half...

                  O_o

                  Originally posted by tnyhwk900
                  Ugh...


                  >_< ugh
                  pyro31191: TELL EVERYONE YOU WANT TO TAKE IT IN THE ASS NOW
                  pyro31191: rofl
                  pyro31191: You should tell them earlier though
                  pyro31191: so they can buy dildos instead of fleshlights

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                  • aperson
                    FFR Hall of Fame
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    • Jul 2003
                    • 3431

                    #10
                    RE: Re: RE: Liver chopped in half...

                    You should give him some vodka as a get-well-soon gift.

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                    • Draigun
                      om nom nom nom.
                      FFR Music Producer
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 751

                      #11
                      RE: Re: RE: Liver chopped in half...

                      aperson, that was horrible. YOU'RE going to hell. XD

                      Anyways, it sounds painful.
                      What?

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                      • tnyhwk900
                        FFR Player
                        FFR Simfile Author
                        • May 2003
                        • 4106

                        #12
                        Re: RE: Re: RE: Liver chopped in half...

                        Originally posted by aperson
                        You should give him some vodka as a get-well-soon gift.
                        DO ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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                        • jewpinthethird
                          (The Fat's Sabobah)
                          FFR Music Producer
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 11711

                          #13
                          Re: RE: Re: RE: Liver chopped in half...

                          Originally posted by aperson
                          You should give him some vodka as a get-well-soon gift.
                          Oh aperson, you are so clever.

                          Well, good luck to your friend....i'd say congradulations...but that just doesnt seem to fit.

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                          • evilbutterfly
                            FFR Player
                            • Apr 2003
                            • 5784

                            #14
                            RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Liver chopped in half...

                            So wait, the hockey stick went into him, or it broke a bone that stabbed his liver, or the hockey stick was actually some sort of ninja sword, or what? I'm confused as to how his liver was chopped in half.
                            So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =(

                            In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz.

                            So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright.
                            And I write the blog for their website.

                            Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

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                            • deltro300111
                              FFR Player
                              • Aug 2003
                              • 1014

                              #15
                              ... I don't like liver :P


                              ...
                              I'd feel bad if I didn't say this with that post-
                              My condolences go out to your friend, I hope he gets better, and gets a new liver so he can drink, and stuff

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