The Limerick Thread

[Omeganitros]

I'm ashamed that the Haiku Thread didn't do well at all..

Limericks are great, but the best
Usually are about sex.
They gusto with virgins
Masculine urgins
And burst with erotic effects.

Just to be honest with myself, I didn't make that one. But man, I sure wish I did.

[Kamoa_Han_Senzui]

Re: The Limerick Thread

Limericks are great, but the best
Usually are about sex.
They gusto with virgins
Masculine urgins
And burst with erotic effects.

That's hot, and the best limerick that will be posted in this thread.

::EDIT:: I'm actually going to post a limerick.
There once was a man named McGill,
Whose acts grew exceedingly ill,
He insisted on habits,
involving white rabbits,
and a bird with a flexible bill.

Still not as good as Omeganitros's.

[Cenright]

RE: Re: The Limerick Thread

There once was a man from nantucket.....


_wrong one_

[alainbryden]

RE: Re: The Limerick Thread

Once more I find myself not sleeping.
The hairs on my skin cells are creeping.
My bed is so near,
Don't know what I fear,
But I'll stay up 'till morning's sun seeping.

[QreepyBORIS]

RE: Re: The Limerick Thread

Da da da da da da da da da
Da da da da da da da da da
Da da da da da
Da da da da da
Da da da da da da da da da


Win.

[Kagome]

RE: Re: The Limerick Thread

There once was a man from Peru
Who dreamed he was eating his shoe
He woke with a fright
In the middle of the night
To realize that his dream had come true

[Neonatrias]

RE: Re: The Limerick Thread

There was once a girl named Rose.
She had quite a noticeable nose.
She turned down a route,
Poked some dude's eye out,
And that's just the way that it goes.

...Wow, that was crap. XD

[Tank101]

RE: Re: The Limerick Thread

There once was a thread in chit-chat,
Everyone thought twas all that,
The Limerick Thread,
The thread title said,
Wasn't all that phat.

[alainbryden]

RE: Re: The Limerick Thread

Then tank came along to the thread,
Expressed his opinion of dread.
Tried a lim'ric feat,
But messed up the beat,
And so came out looking brain dead.

[Tank101]

RE: Re: The Limerick Thread

Well, I could care less,
I am better at haikus,
Haikus r teh rox!

[evilbutterfly]

RE: Re: The Limerick Thread

Newbs often start these with "There once was,"
And, well, I do think that is because:
Those unoriginal bafoons
With skulls empty like balloons,
Only do what any stupid man does.

lol pwn'd


Limericks, well I say screw 'em.
Because I really can't seem to do 'em.
With their crazy rhyme scheme
And their silly ass themes.
Well actually, they're my fav kind of poem

Ohnoes slant rhyme'd!

EDIT: Fix'd! I wrote and rewrote both of those several times, so that just slipped through the cracks :P.

[CypherToorima]

RE: Re: The Limerick Thread

their*

[Tasselfoot]

RE: Re: The Limerick Thread

I'm the king of TWG,
Damn. The skill you gots to see.
Whether wolf chasin',
Or a chased mason,
No way you gonna kill me.

[hydrojakep]

RE: Re: The Limerick Thread

A flea and a fly in a flue
Were caught, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "Let us flee."
"Let us fly," said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

[Neonatrias]

RE: Re: The Limerick Thread

I play a game called DDR.
The task, it was kinda like RAAAR.
It started to suck,
But I don't give a f*,
Because my life ain't goin' far.

=P