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  • Omeganitros
    auauauau
    • Jun 2003
    • 8897

    #1

    The Limerick Thread

    I'm ashamed that the Haiku Thread didn't do well at all..

    Limericks are great, but the best
    Usually are about sex.
    They gusto with virgins
    Masculine urgins
    And burst with erotic effects.

    Just to be honest with myself, I didn't make that one. But man, I sure wish I did.
  • Kamoa_Han_Senzui
    FFR Player
    • Nov 2003
    • 1607

    #2
    Re: The Limerick Thread

    Originally posted by Omeganitros

    Limericks are great, but the best
    Usually are about sex.
    They gusto with virgins
    Masculine urgins
    And burst with erotic effects.
    That's hot, and the best limerick that will be posted in this thread.

    ::EDIT:: I'm actually going to post a limerick.
    There once was a man named McGill,
    Whose acts grew exceedingly ill,
    He insisted on habits,
    involving white rabbits,
    and a bird with a flexible bill.

    Still not as good as Omeganitros's.
    I left the forums, but if you want to talk to me, hit me up on AIM

    SN = SickCatBodySpray

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    • Cenright
      You thought I was a GUY?!
      • Sep 2003
      • 3139

      #3
      RE: Re: The Limerick Thread

      There once was a man from nantucket.....


      _wrong one_
      http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/...Cube_in_55.mpg

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      • alainbryden
        Seen your member
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Dec 2003
        • 2873

        #4
        RE: Re: The Limerick Thread

        Once more I find myself not sleeping.
        The hairs on my skin cells are creeping.
        My bed is so near,
        Don't know what I fear,
        But I'll stay up 'till morning's sun seeping.
        ~NEIGH

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        • QreepyBORIS
          FFR Player
          • Feb 2003
          • 7454

          #5
          RE: Re: The Limerick Thread

          Da da da da da da da da da
          Da da da da da da da da da
          Da da da da da
          Da da da da da
          Da da da da da da da da da


          Win.

          Signature subject to change.

          THE ZERRRRRG.

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          • Kagome
            Pop'n Music.
            • May 2003
            • 1314

            #6
            RE: Re: The Limerick Thread

            There once was a man from Peru
            Who dreamed he was eating his shoe
            He woke with a fright
            In the middle of the night
            To realize that his dream had come true

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            • Neonatrias
              MAЯISA
              FFR Simfile Author
              • Jan 2004
              • 919

              #7
              RE: Re: The Limerick Thread

              There was once a girl named Rose.
              She had quite a noticeable nose.
              She turned down a route,
              Poked some dude's eye out,
              And that's just the way that it goes.

              ...Wow, that was crap. XD

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              • Tank101
                I V vi iii IV I IV V
                FFR Simfile Author
                • Mar 2004
                • 2082

                #8
                RE: Re: The Limerick Thread

                There once was a thread in chit-chat,
                Everyone thought twas all that,
                The Limerick Thread,
                The thread title said,
                Wasn't all that phat.

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                • alainbryden
                  Seen your member
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 2873

                  #9
                  RE: Re: The Limerick Thread

                  Then tank came along to the thread,
                  Expressed his opinion of dread.
                  Tried a lim'ric feat,
                  But messed up the beat,
                  And so came out looking brain dead.
                  ~NEIGH

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                  • Tank101
                    I V vi iii IV I IV V
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 2082

                    #10
                    RE: Re: The Limerick Thread

                    Well, I could care less,
                    I am better at haikus,
                    Haikus r teh rox!

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                    • evilbutterfly
                      FFR Player
                      • Apr 2003
                      • 5784

                      #11
                      RE: Re: The Limerick Thread

                      Newbs often start these with "There once was,"
                      And, well, I do think that is because:
                      Those unoriginal bafoons
                      With skulls empty like balloons,
                      Only do what any stupid man does.

                      lol pwn'd


                      Limericks, well I say screw 'em.
                      Because I really can't seem to do 'em.
                      With their crazy rhyme scheme
                      And their silly ass themes.
                      Well actually, they're my fav kind of poem

                      Ohnoes slant rhyme'd!

                      EDIT: Fix'd! I wrote and rewrote both of those several times, so that just slipped through the cracks :P.
                      So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =(

                      In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz.

                      So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright.
                      And I write the blog for their website.

                      Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

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                      • CypherToorima
                        Boss of all bosses
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 2452

                        #12
                        RE: Re: The Limerick Thread

                        their*
                        I'm a figantic gaggot

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                        • Tasselfoot
                          Retired BOSS
                          FFR Simfile Author
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 25185

                          #13
                          RE: Re: The Limerick Thread

                          I'm the king of TWG,
                          Damn. The skill you gots to see.
                          Whether wolf chasin',
                          Or a chased mason,
                          No way you gonna kill me.
                          RIP

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                          • hydrojakep
                            FFR Player
                            • Nov 2003
                            • 2293

                            #14
                            RE: Re: The Limerick Thread

                            A flea and a fly in a flue
                            Were caught, so what could they do?
                            Said the fly, "Let us flee."
                            "Let us fly," said the flea.
                            So they flew through a flaw in the flue.



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                            • Neonatrias
                              MAЯISA
                              FFR Simfile Author
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 919

                              #15
                              RE: Re: The Limerick Thread

                              I play a game called DDR.
                              The task, it was kinda like RAAAR.
                              It started to suck,
                              But I don't give a f*,
                              Because my life ain't goin' far.

                              =P

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