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  • stretchypanda
    shock me shock me
    • Sep 2004
    • 4123

    #1

    Campus Crazy Folk

    So, one of my teammates told us a great story this morning: Last night she was walking home from one of the men's dorms, when she passed a "large-ish black man in a hoodie." He looked at her as she walked by and said, "Hey, I like your boots." A little weirded out by his enthusiasm, she thanked him and kept going. A few steps later and she hears, "Hey..." She turns around, and there is the man in the hoodie. He tells her, "You look familiar." She's not comfortable being around the guy, so she just keeps going. He says, "No, wait, I go here," and produces a card the color of our school's student IDs, but she doesn't care to get a close look, she just keeps walking. He runs up beside her and says, "You look really familiar. I'm going to give you a dollar. Let me give you a dollar to lick your boots."

    So, my teammate, very freaked out, tells the man no and hurries to her dorm. She tells the girl working at the front desk, who tells the dorm mom, who calls campus security, who conduct an extensive college police investigation. They tell her they don't think the man is a student, and that he's from Virginia. Hurray for Campus Security.

    What's even scarier is that last semester a large-ish black man asked one of my roommates if he could lick her boots at a party.

    o.O Comments? Similar tales?
  • HansSky
    FFR Player
    • Oct 2003
    • 1925

    #2
    RE: Campus Crazy Folk

    Similar tales? What the hell are you smoking?


    Yeah, don't you just HATE IT when people come up and ask to lick your boots? I got tired of it eventually, so I hired the guy to be my professional boot-licker.
    hi

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    • stretchypanda
      shock me shock me
      • Sep 2004
      • 4123

      #3
      RE: Campus Crazy Folk

      ...Sigh. Hans, I don't mean, "OMG HAS DIS GYE BIN 2 UR SKOOL 2?"

      I mean, "Hey, when have you encountered someone on your supposedly safe campus (because when I was applying to colleges, this one RAVED about its security, something very important for this neighborhood) who gave you the willies?"

      Don't be an ass.

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      • Freak83
        FFR Simfile Author
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Feb 2003
        • 3281

        #4
        RE: Campus Crazy Folk

        Not here.... Course I'm not in university yet.

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        • Cenright
          You thought I was a GUY?!
          • Sep 2003
          • 3139

          #5
          RE: Campus Crazy Folk

          I am at a Community College, but because I am a guy, I bet I have to deal with 80% less than what a girl would.
          http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/...Cube_in_55.mpg

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          • JurseyRider734
            lil j the bad b-word
            • Aug 2003
            • 7506

            #6
            Re: RE: Campus Crazy Folk

            Originally posted by stretchypanda
            ...Sigh. Hans, I don't mean, "OMG HAS DIS GYE BIN 2 UR SKOOL 2?"

            I mean, "Hey, when have you encountered someone on your supposedly safe campus (because when I was applying to colleges, this one RAVED about its security, something very important for this neighborhood) who gave you the willies?"

            Don't be an ass.

            Yeah, pander, pwn him <3


            Anyways...our town is known for being extremely safe...NOTHING happens here. The cops here spend their time thinking of ways to trick the citizens of our 1 square mile town into thinking there's a cop in the car on the side of the street. So, they put a big stuffed animal dog in the drivers seat. Lame, right? Until...

            Gypsies. There were stories in the local paper of our district (about 8 towns) of two gypsy people coming around door to door trying to come in. One house let them in, and found out some of their belongings were missing after the people left. I also found out these people are sneaky, too. One man left his door open while working on his car in the garage, and the people walked right in. I was young, so by this time I was really freaked out. I found the number for our Popo station and wrote it on Post-its and put it all over the house, so that I could call them incase any gypsies showed up at our house. >.>
            Originally posted by Arch0wl
            I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

            Originally posted by Afrobean
            Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
            the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
            Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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            • banditcom
              FFR Player
              • Mar 2003
              • 6243

              #7
              RE: Re: RE: Campus Crazy Folk

              About 10 months ago, last winter semester, some girl was raped in one of the residence halls (not mine). There were also a few attempted rapes. This caused for an increase in security as then every door was watched in our hall starting at around 9 pm.

              The girl was like a high school aged cousin of the people she was visiting. She was alone in the room (and I'm assuming the suite itself), the guys knocked on the door, she opened it up, and they forced themselves in. At least I think I remember that's how it happened. In any case, our hall director and RAs encouraged us to lock our doors when we leave the room and to not let strangers in.

              I still left my door open while in it or while in a friends room a few rooms down.

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              • Tasselfoot
                Retired BOSS
                FFR Simfile Author
                • Jul 2003
                • 25185

                #8
                RE: Re: RE: Campus Crazy Folk

                Well, being in NYC, everything is fairly safe. Now, don't go saying, "Tass... NYC is like, omg! rife with crime!!" because, well... I will pistol whip you for stupidity. EVERY major city has its dangerous areas, but as far as cities go, NYC is one of the safer ones. Just don't be female walking through Washington Square Park after dark or be white walking through Harlem. Those are things that are just stupid. Most any other part of the city is 100% safe. I lived in a "ghetto" area of the city (26th and 1st) last year and walked to and from there at all hours of the night, never having a problem or hearing of a problem from anyone else. From time to time I was worried with all the, how did panda put it? Large-ish black men in hoodies? standing around on the sidewalk, but they were just into their own thing.

                But, to other, more pertinent stuff for this post... I'd pay TWO dollars to lick your boots Panda. :-*
                RIP

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                • JurseyRider734
                  lil j the bad b-word
                  • Aug 2003
                  • 7506

                  #9
                  Re: RE: Re: RE: Campus Crazy Folk

                  Originally posted by banditcom
                  I still left my door open while in it or while in a friends room a few rooms down.

                  So you're saying you WANTED to get raped?

                  I didn't think you were THAT desperate.
                  Originally posted by Arch0wl
                  I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

                  Originally posted by Afrobean
                  Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
                  the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
                  Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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                  • stretchypanda
                    shock me shock me
                    • Sep 2004
                    • 4123

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Tasselfoot
                    how did panda put it? Large-ish black men in hoodies?
                    Haha. Her words. She's a New York native. I forgot about that.. not that it has any signifigance to the story.



                    Originally posted by Tasselfoot
                    But, to other, more pertinent stuff for this post... I'd pay TWO dollars to lick your boots Panda. :-*
                    Get in line. ^.-

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                    • Laharl
                      FFR Player
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 1821

                      #11
                      @Amanda:

                      I JUST REALIZED WHO IS BEING QUOTED IN YOUR SIG.
                      SIG PICTURES:

                      POINTLESSLY TAKING UP BANDWIDTH SINCE THE INCEPTION OF THE INTERNET

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                      • The_Q
                        FFR Player
                        • May 2004
                        • 4391

                        #12
                        Perverts? Why yes, plenty. And I'm in high school.

                        How many female friends of mine have been raped? I think a half dozen. All in or around the school.

                        Q

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                        • vashthestampede0987
                          FFR Player
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 2997

                          #13
                          I know one girl in my school(im in middle school) who probably has been raped of had sex about....enough times for the girls who havent............TWICE.
                          Omega owes me [1] omega favor
                          I am God of Hot Pockets, fear my fillings for they may be hot.


                          Originally posted by Synthlight
                          I hate myself.

                          Cheers,

                          Synthlight
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                          • Laharl
                            FFR Player
                            • Sep 2003
                            • 1821

                            #14
                            You guys want to know an interesting statistic? Utah has the highest criminal sexual abuse rate in the country.
                            Sick people prey on the unsuspecting. Schools "seem" to have good security, so it'd be hard for sexual offenders to lure students off campus to do what they will with them, but that's usually the first place sexual predators will attack.
                            SIG PICTURES:

                            POINTLESSLY TAKING UP BANDWIDTH SINCE THE INCEPTION OF THE INTERNET

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                            • Mindfields
                              Banned
                              • Dec 2004
                              • 1566

                              #15
                              Re: RE: Re: RE: Campus Crazy Folk

                              Originally posted by Tasselfoot
                              Well, being in NYC, everything is fairly safe. Now, don't go saying, "Tass... NYC is like, omg! rife with crime!!" because, well... I will pistol whip you for stupidity. EVERY major city has its dangerous areas, but as far as cities go, NYC is one of the safer ones. Just don't be female walking through Washington Square Park after dark or be white walking through Harlem. Those are things that are just stupid. Most any other part of the city is 100% safe. I lived in a "ghetto" area of the city (26th and 1st) last year and walked to and from there at all hours of the night, never having a problem or hearing of a problem from anyone else. From time to time I was worried with all the, how did panda put it? Large-ish black men in hoodies? standing around on the sidewalk, but they were just into their own thing.

                              But, to other, more pertinent stuff for this post... I'd pay TWO dollars to lick your boots Panda. :-*
                              Yeah, for the last 4 years or so, NYC's crime rate has gone down. So did Dallas, but us here in Fort Worth have the biggest gang problem and it's getting worse and worse. DON'T COME TO FORT WORTH UNTIL I'M THE MAYOR/POLICE CHIEF!!!

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