My town has issues.

[Spazzbite]

Welcome to Bend, Oregon.

http://www.bend.com/news/ar_view%5E3Far_id%5E3D20380.htm

This is easily one of the dumbest things that has happened in my town. Note that two of the misspellings are on the SAME intersection.

[ImEric12]

RE: My town has issues.

Wow... sounds like something that would happen in my town, but no one would notice.

[lightdarkness]

RE: My town has issues.

Somebody's gonna get FIRED!

[babybenji2004]

RE: My town has issues.

someone was hitting the bong at work

[zildjian133]

RE: My town has issues.

I remember I saw a sign truck a couple years ago.... It came up took the stop sign part off and put a new one on because we had totally whited it out with paintballs and in the truck there were so many signs... Really crazy...

[Ganondorf3000]

The town that I live on are too stupid to even know how the hell to do that kind of stuff, that's why I really want to move out of my house and go to a new town.

[Squeek]

Go to Alaska sometime.

The locals find it the norm to put as many bullet holes in any and all road signs as humanly possible.

~Squeek

[LEGO]

Bend Oregon... have you ever heard of Jeremy Bloom? My favorite guy ever. He lived (not sure where he is now) there and graduated HS in 1998. If you ever see a Jeremy Bloom scream at him for hours telling me to come back to South Burlington

Those signs are messed, by the way.

[jewpinthethird]

Here are the stereotypical explanations as to why there would be messed up signs like that where I live:

The Indian Wells explanation: "It's the mexican's fault"

The Palm Desert explanation: "It's the mexican's fau- oh damn it, I spilt my Mocha Latte all over my BMW. Oh well, I'll just have my mom and/or dad buy me a new one...BMW that is."

The Palm Springs/Cathedral City explanation: "It's those heterosexual's fault, those silly billies aren't very keen to details. But guurl, you need a haircut."

The La Quinta explanation: "Sorry, I can't talk right now, I have to drop my kids off at soccer practice."

The Indio explanation: "There's messed up signs? Eh homie, that's not my problem."

The Coachella explanation: "... You like to buy oranges? 5 dollars."

The Thermal explanation: "Messed up signs? Whatever, doesnt matter, that street will probably become a golf course in a few months."

p.s. Those are some messed up signs.

[hydrojakep]

They need more ideas for street names.

[User6773]

Sounds like "Peyote."

As in the hallucinogenic drug.

[The_Q]

My hometown's better. We spawned REO Speedwagon.

Nevermind, just bomb us.

Q