ZOMG GUYS DID U NO DAT 11:59PM DECEMBER 31ST IS TODALY NOT IN ANYWAY RELATD 2 12:01AM JANARY 1ST RITE?LOL
I can't stand New Year's Day. It's just so stupid; like when people comment on "May 5th, 2005 lolz u no 05/05/05! ROFL SO SIGNIFICANT!" Argh. Such bitter hatred for this day.
ZOMG GUYS DID U NO DAT 11:59PM DECEMBER 31ST IS TODALY NOT IN ANYWAY RELATD 2 12:01AM JANARY 1ST RITE?LOL
I can't stand New Year's Day. It's just so stupid; like when people comment on "May 5th, 2005 lolz u no 05/05/05! ROFL SO SIGNIFICANT!" Argh. Such bitter hatred for this day.
A group of my friends and I were playing Halo2 until like 7:30. We decided we'd go out and get something to eat. Even though I had brought my own car (and am fully licensed- able to drive others) my friend (who is a junior operator- cant drive friends) told me to come in his saab. Mistake number 1.
We arrive at the pizza place, and I get a calzone thing with buffalo chicken (it was my friend's idea). My friend Matt got grape soda. Mistake number 2.
Anyways, on the way back, Matt was driving rather slow (5 mph below speed limit) so my friend Jon (who is driving me) decides that it is a good idea to pass them. It was a broken line. However, he went far above the speed limit of 50 to do so. Mistake number 3.
Seconds later, I notice blue and red lights and a siren..."shiiit" "shitshitshit", my friend says. Much to my disappointment, he decided to pull over rather than have a high speed chase. The cops pull him over and asked for license and registration etc. He had been going 67 mph and received a $355 ticket (which he is paying himself). I got a ride back to my friend's house with his dad which was awkward to say the least. His dad was pisssed. Needless to say, my friend is fucked.
Then we watched the Glutton Bowl where that asian guy who weighed 130 ate 54 cow brains in like 5 minutes.
A group of my friends and I were playing Halo2 until like 7:30. We decided we'd go out and get something to eat. Even though I had brought my own car (and am fully licensed- able to drive others) my friend (who is a junior operator- cant drive friends) told me to come in his saab. Mistake number 1.
We arrive at the pizza place, and I get a calzone thing with buffalo chicken (it was my friend's idea). My friend Matt got grape soda. Mistake number 2.
Anyways, on the way back, Matt was driving rather slow (5 mph below speed limit) so my friend Jon (who is driving me) decides that it is a good idea to pass them. It was a broken line. However, he went far above the speed limit of 50 to do so. Mistake number 3.
Seconds later, I notice blue and red lights and a siren..."shiiit" "shitshitshit", my friend says. Much to my disappointment, he decided to pull over rather than have a high speed chase. The cops pull him over and asked for license and registration etc. He had been going 67 mph and received a $355 ticket (which he is paying himself). I got a ride back to my friend's house with his dad which was awkward to say the least. His dad was pisssed. Needless to say, my friend is fucked.
Then we watched the Glutton Bowl where that asian guy who weighed 130 ate 54 cow brains in like 5 minutes.
I never pictured you as someone to get in trouble with the po po.
COOL FRIENDS MIKE, COOL FRIENDS.
Originally posted by Arch0wl
I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use
Originally posted by Afrobean
Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.
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